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Fairy Fight

So I was walking down a path on my way I the gym, caus I am just so fit..(Hehe) anyway... I hadn't even noticed that I passed my turn off and was heading straight towards a pink building. Right at that moment as I opened the pink buildings door, I was thinking of some pretty important stuff (like what cake I should eat after my intense workout... Chocolate? Or vanilla?) so I wasn't paying any attention. I stepped inside the building and realised it was the wrong place, so I turned around to head back outside but he door was shut... And locked... And bolted...with a lock? I scanned the room quickly looking for something that will let me out, but all I could focus on was the pink walls, pink couches, pink rug, pink floor, pink magazines on a pink table and then the horrible black bolted door...that was locked:( so I decided to go for a walk around the small room and started to call out for anyone who would hear me. Soon enough I lady walked into the room wearing a pair of fairy wings that went perfectly with her pink tutu and pinks crunchy that held her hair in a slick, professional bun that sat high on her head. She greeted me 'hi.'

I greeted her back 'hi.'

She smiled.

I smiled.

I felt awkward..

I assume she felt awkward too.

She smiled again.

I half smiled back.

Then remembered my issue and broke the silence.

'Could please open the door for me? You see I need to go to the gym.. I should have been there 5 minutes ago and..'

'No.'

'Say wha?' I dropped my jaw positive it was touching the ground. ' I mean, I beg your pardon. I don't think you understand. When I first came in here there was no lock. Then I turn around and BaBoom! There is a lock.'

'I understand perfectly' The fairy lady replied calmly with a sly smile.

'Well good. So will you open the door for me then?'

' what's the magical word hon?'

Really? I mean I'm not in preschool anymore and did she just call me hon? Oh wow.

'I think we both know I just need to get out of here.. So will you just..'

Poof!

She disappears...

Where? What? Huh? No way! I'm trapped..

**

5 hours later I left the pink building. Turns out when the fairy lady disappeared... She opened the door too. But I didn't even notice... Ha. Ha.. Ha? No. Not funny. I was late for a party so I had to catch a plane to get to Texas in time to celebrate.

Actually...short story... I couldn't pull my car out of its parking space, so I went for my back-up plan.. But think I was a little fairied-out to take a boat .....and the trains.. (Which was my plan c) are a little too of the rails for my liking...

Also I am known to be a bad recycler... ....So I had already ridden my bike twice today so I just couldn't break that rep.

So... That's why I took a plane(: