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Autobiography

What is my name?

Dora ..... No seriously, but I like to be known as an explorer

How old am I?

100-13-50-20+5

Pets?

A sparrow called Jimmy. He is called Jimmy the sparrow..

A kookaburra called laugh-a-lot. He is called laugh-a-lot the kookaburra.

A tortoise called possum. He is called Possum the tortoise.

A duck called Donald.. He is called Donald the duck

A moose called Hans. Hans the moose

And a fly called butter... She is called butter-fly

Where do I live?

Alaska m8!

What do you live in?

A small igloo along the coast of the Pacific Ocean.

Sadly Spring cleaning consists of rebuilding my house and in summer I'm homeless. My beautiful igloo melts in the hot weather:/

Favourite food?

Fresh slimy seaweed cooked to perfection in the hot basking sun of Alaska.

Do I workout?

Totes man! During the day I workout many problems while chillin at the gym. I'm a maths genius after all!

Best friends?

Rudolf the rainbow fish. She is just so colourful to be around.

Mario the puffa fish. Because he is my friend I can't get spiked by any other fish. Bonus!

What is my career?

I am a fireman, but they never let me near any of the fires because I apparently make them worse. So I made a career out of being part of the fire brigade cheer squad.

'Put out the fire! F-I-R-E! Yea.. Put out the fire! F-I-R-E! Yea..!'

(It's a solo career so no copy write please)

Do I fight with words or hands?

Usually I just like to scream it all out... But occasionally there is just that one unlucky person that I just slap right over the face... So yea... Sorry to all those people

Am I attractive?

Of course, i mean I'm just to die for.

What colour is my hair?

Um... I don't remember, I shaved my head last week and I can't recall what colour it was beforehand.

Favourite movie?

Lizzie Mcquire.. Duh

Why do I write these stories?

I want to be a famous actress one day💆💘