He's Perfect (Steven Hyde Love Story)

Drive In





I walked into the basement to see Eric on the phone, Kelso laying on the couch reading a newspaper while Fez was on a chair also reading the newspaper as Steven was sitting in his chair.

I was about to say something when Steven sat me on his lap and told me to be quiet.

"Yeah, that's right, 100 bags of manure. Yeah, the wife and I are redoing the front lawn. And, tell you what, if I'm not there just dump it all on the front porch. Bye-bye" said Eric in a funny accent as he hung up.

"Yeah, man, Coach Jefferson is gonna freak" said Steven as I laughed.

"Ok, I get it. That was very clever Eric but it was so little kid stuff" I said as I crossed my arms over my chest.

"Yeah, he just shouldn't have given me that D" said Eric as he chuckled.

"Oh, no. Dick Tracy is trapped in a giant clam. Farewell, sweet Dick!" said Fez as I laughed.

"A man being eaten by a giant clam. Now, I'm not Sigmund Freud, but..." said Steven as he was interrupted by Kelso sitting up fast.

"Eric. The Omen is playing at the drive-in. You know what this means for us? It's make-out city" said Kelso excitedly.

"I really like you as a friend, Kelso. Can I bring a girl?" asked Eric as I laughed.

"Damn kelso, shot down once again" I said as Steven laughed.

"Yeah. Man, it's gonna be great. Horror movies turn on chicks faster than porno" said kelso as i facepalmed.

"Really? Faster than that?" asked Steven sarcastically as he gave me a look.

"Not in your dreams, Curly" I said as I blushed.

"Yeah. If only somebody would make a porno horror movie" said Kelso as I facepalmed.

"Yeah. Then there'd be no stopping you" said Eric sarcastically.

"Eric...oh hi sweetie" said dad as he came down the stairs and smiled at me.

"Hi, dad" I said.

"Is that kid from, not America down here?" asked dad.

"Dad, it's Fez" said Eric.

"Yeah, whatever. The Erdmans called and they want him to go home! Kelso, stop saying porno in front of my daughter" said dad as he walked back up the stairs and I smirked at Kelso.

Fez got up and walked to the side door.

"I didn't say it, Mr. Forman. Fez did" said Kelso laughing.

"You are a bitch" said Fez as he walked out.

"Burn!" I yelled laughing.



I got off of Steven's lap as I walked up the stairs to grab a soda then I sat down on the table as Eric and Donna walked in and grabbed two sodas from the fridge.

"So, Donna, I was thinking we should go see a movie tonight" said Eric.

"Oh, Cool. I'd love to see All the President's Men" said Donna as I wanted to laugh.

This is not going as Eric planned.

"Oh, well, I actually hear that isn't very good" said Eric.