Eric's Birthday

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We were all sitting in the basement watching some weird country show while Jackie was doing something to Kelso's hair.

Eric was sitting at the end of the couch while Donna was sitting on the ground against his legs while Fez was sitting next to them on a chair.

I was sitting on Steven's chair while he sat next on me on another chair.

"Does it bother anybody else that these women live in Hooterville?" asked Steven

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"Does it bother anybody else that these women live in Hooterville?" asked Steven.

"Technically, Petticoat Junction is down the track from Hooterville" said Eric.

"Ok, does it bother anybody else that they live down the track from Hooterville?" asked Steven again.

"It bothers me that they bathe in the town water tank" said Donna.

"Gross" I said disgusted.

"With the dog" said Kelso confused.

"It isn't the drinking water. It is the water for the train" said Jackie as she was running a comb through Kelso's hair.

"It's still three naked women with a dog" said Donna.

"I want to be the Hooterville dog" said Fez as I gagged.

"Yoo-hoo! Coming down. Now don't mind me. I'm just putting some clothes in" said mom as she came down the stairs with a laundry basket.

"Eric, honey I thought you could wear this on your birthday. It's nice. You look so handsome in it and Kiara, honey, you can wear this dress" she said as she held up a shirt and dress.

"Why would I want to dress nice on my birthday?" asked Eric.

"And why would I wear a dress?" I asked.

"It's your birthday?" asked Kelso as he tried to look at Eric but Jackie made him look straight.

"You never know what's going to happen on your birthday" said mom as she was separating clothes

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"You never know what's going to happen on your birthday" said mom as she was separating clothes.

"Mom, do not throw a party for me" said Eric as he begged.

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