Cliche Comes Easy To Us (boyxboy)

Cliche Comes Easy To Us chptr 1 (boyxboy)

What’s the most cliché romance in the world? Personally I used to think it was Romeo and Juliet, the whole ‘forbidden romance’ thing just seemed overplayed… Then I thought it might be the ‘Happily Ever After’ gag. But now I know for a fact it’s the good girl meets bad boy. Well in my case, good boy meets bad boy. Yeah, I made the cliché romance not so cliché.

“Gir…” Someone sung. I swatted my hand around my face and head, trying to get rid of what wanted to wake me up. “Gir, wake up my little cupcake.” I groaned and dived under my pillows. I heard a sigh and thought I’d be left alone in peace until…. SPLAT!!!

            “Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!” I screamed, jumping up from the now soaking wet bed. I looked up at my twin, holding in giggles. I looked down and blushed as I noticed my white boxers had soaked so he could see my penis… Evil brother -.-

            “MOMMY! Zim’s looking at my wee-wee!” I yelled. I heard a loud laugh come from downstairs.

            “Come on Gir, we has to get ready. It’s the first day of school.” He grinned. I understood what he was smiling about and started giggling. I went to our I-Pod dock and blasted ‘Check Yes Juliet’ by We The Kings. We both started dancing and laughing at how retarded our dancing was.

            “Shall we do the confusion thing?” I questioned. Zim gasped and nodded. Since we were identical, apart from my lip rings, we wore identical outfits and styled our hair in the exact same way. But to really confuse people, either I wore invisible studs or Zim wore fake lip rings.

            “You wanna decide the outfit today?” I asked.

            “Hellz yeah!” he smiled. He loved clothes so I knew he’d want to. I went to the bathroom and started the shower. I glanced at myself in the mirror. I had scars from my shoulder running all the way down the right side of my back, stopping on my hip. I sighed, stepping into the shower. The warm water felt good against my skin, but I didn’t want to stay in there for long. I scrubbed my body clean and hopped out, drying myself and wrapping the towel around my waist. I ran back into mine and Zim’s room and saw what was laid out on the bed. Pink and black checkered skinnies, a bright blue t-shirt with the drop dead kitty on the front, plain black vans and my Elmo boxers.

            “Good choice?” Zim asked, ever hopeful. I nodded and glomped him in a hug. I got dressed as Zim straightened his hair. When he finished I took the straightener and started on my hair, he sat on the bed and watched. I knew what he wanted.

            I picked up the stick of black eyeliner and pointed to him. “Thank you Gir.” He smiled. I did my thing and finished doing both our eyeliners.

            “Let’s go!” I cheered, taking him by the hand and running down the stairs.

            “Morning boys.” Our mom called, cooking in the kitchen.

            “Morning mommy.” We cheered, hugging her and kissing her cheeks. She laughed and shooed us away, setting waffles onto three different plates. I think I just drooled, lemme check *dabs at mouth* yup, drool. I ran into the cupboards and found my big tub of gummy bears. I sprinkled them onto my waffles.

            “Jodie! Not so many! You’ll get them stuck in your braces! And Marky, I swear to god, if you even touch those lollipops before school I will tie you down… Honestly, both 16 and you still have the taste buds of little kids, no wonder you’re both in braces.” She sighed. Hehe, we both ate lots of hard candy when we were younger, so our teeth came out kinda crooked… Evil dentist -.-

            “Guys, hurry up and I’ll drop you off.” Our mom stated, filling the sink with hot bubbly water. I scoffed mine down as Zim asked me to distract mom.

            “Mommy, I love you!” I smiled, hugging her from behind, making her unable to move. Zim snuck into the cupboard and grabbed some lollipops from his tub. He ran out the room and I followed quickly as he hid them in his backpack. His had a picture of alien Zim doing his evil laugh whereas mine was dog Gir eating a cupcake.

            I grabbed my I-Pod and ran down, sitting in our mom’s car. I handed Zim an earbud and put on Paramore’s Riot album. The car ride consisted of me and Zim singing along badly to That’s What You Get, For A Pessimist I’m Pretty Optimistic and Born For This. :]

            The car came to a stop, we kissed our mom goodbye and jumped out. I looked at Zim and noticed how he was wearing fake lip rings. I grinned as we linked arms and walked in. Everyone looked at us like we were insane… Which I guess we were. Zim gave me a blue lollipop and he sucked on a green one. We began skipping, freaking people out more, when I stopped in my tracks. In front of me was what could only be described as an angel. His shiny black and blonde hair, his soft looking skin, those amazingly beautiful brown eyes, like honey melting in chocolate… I just wanted to jump him and kiss his full pouty lips.

            “Gir, what is it?” I pointed ahead of me at the unaware angel, Zim looked and gasped a little. “He’s gorgeous! Go for him!”

            “Are you insane, look at me then look at him… See the flaws in that plan?”

            “Yes, he’s not as shmexy as my twin!”

            “You know how conceited that sounds right?”

            “It’s true!”

            I shook my head… Not many people realize I have the self-esteem of a worm that lives in a peanut shell, my scars really do make me self conscious all the time.

            “Jodie, you can’t let them hold you back, or what happened. It was such a long time ago…” He only uses my real name when I’m upset or he’s being serious.

            “It’s easy for you, you weren’t in the fire.” I whispered. He pulled me into a hug and smirked at me, when ever that smirk showed he was gonna do something to make me laugh or smile.

            He looked around and his eyes stopped at a water fountain. He went to it and filled a cup then proceeded to throw the water on the floor, causing a few girls to squeal.

            “Slip and Slide!” he cheered, taking a running start and sliding across on his belly until he landed at my feet. I grinned at him and ran straight at it, sliding across on my butt. I landed at the angel’s feet, to see him chuckling at the sight around him.

            “Hola.” I greeted, wriggling my eyebrows. I jumped up and ran over to Zim, hopping onto his back. “HI HO SILVER! AWAY!” I cheered, causing us to charge forwards, heading towards the class listings. We found the big green sheets of paper with every single new kid’s name and homeroom.

            “HELL YEAH! Same homeroom baby!” we chanted, dancing insanely.

            “Hi…” I looked up… The angel! 0.0 Oh my bob!

            “Hi.” I smiled. Zim started giggling so I took his lollipop. He gave me a sad look. “Promise to not make fun?” I asked. He nodded and I shoved the lollipop back in his mouth, making him smile.

            “I’m Lip… What are your names?” The angel’s name was Lip…

            “I’m Gir and this is my brother Zim.” I stated, pointing my thumb towards Zim, who was happily sucking on his lollipop.

            “Awesome… Well good luck...” he stepped right up to me, his face an inch from mine. “This school is mine. If either of you cross me, expect hell.” I gulped, shrinking away from him. He walked away, everyone moving out the way for him.

            “Well… It looks to me like you’ve got a thing for the school bad boy.”

            Oh shittacky mushrooms :c