some vocaloid as vines

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Ryuuto: Welcome back to me screaming!
*pause*
Ryuuto: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA—-

Piko: This mirror is covered in shit. *wipes the mirror*
Piko: It won't go away. Oh, wait; that's me.

Fukase: *robbing a bank holding a water gun* Put the money in the bag, right now!
Piko: That's a water gun.
Fukase: *throws the water gun at him*
Piko: Ow! Asshole! Just take it, jeez—

Someone random: What is love?
Miku: Love is like Beauty and the Beast!
Len: Love is what you're looking at right now.
Kaito, who just dropped his ice cream: *through sobs* There is no such thing as love.

Miku: Mom... I've been shot... I'm dying...
Meiko: ...
Meiko: ... it's cause you always on that phone—

Flower after her v4 update: All I wanted was a FUCKING haircut.
Flower: *phone pans to her shortened hair* What the FUCK.

Fukase, holding a plastic bag: This is your opinion.
Fukase: *throws the plastic bag against a ceiling fan*

Yuki: I don't follow rules.
Yuki: I follow dogs on social media.

Rin, on a motorcycle: Fuck it. I'm sliding out on they ass!
Gumi: No, no...!
Rin: *rides away and hits a car*

Fukase, making pancakes with Piko: bruh this shit is pumpin up
Piko: it's pumpin up
Fukase and Piko: it's pumpinit'sup up pumpin up
Fukase and Piko: pumpin uuUAaP....
Flower: *recording*

Kiyoteru: This is not a drill! I repeat, this is not a drill!
Kiyoteru: *holding up a screwdriver* This is a screwdriver! Whoever labeled this "drill" is fIRED—

Fukase, singing: Go suck a dick! Suck a dick! Suck a motherfucking dick!
Piko, singing: Suck a dick! Suck a huge or small di—

just now realizing this is mostly Fukase and Piko
huh

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