pick up lines

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Luther: was your dad thief? Because he stole all the stars and ThAtS tHe ReAsOn I wAs SeNt To ThE mOoN!!!!!!!

Allison: "i heard a rumor that I said a good pick up line and you liked it."

Diego: kiss me if im wrong but dinosaurs still exist right?

Klaus: are you dead? Cause your drop dead gorgeous

Five: is your dad a baker? Cause you got nice buns.

Ben: im dead but you're looks kill me

Vanya: i like my violin, but i like you more

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