Funny Infuriating Facts Girls May Understand (not A Poem Sorry)

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Men usually never express themselves

You ask a question to them

And they stay quiet

Or give a three word reply there.

You tell them something important

And they just say cool or some short annoying answer.

You text them a whole freaking text

And they text if you're lucky, one sentence.

You pour your heart out to him

And what is his action?

Most likely to stay quiet.

You ask questions to get to know him

Yet all he makes you feel is

Like an FBI agent.

In our minds we say

Ask me things, get to know me

He doesn't receive our message

It's all silence for he's supposedly feeling like an intruder.

Doesn't he want to know me?

You ask yourself.

He makes us want to go crazy but not the good way.

You call them

And there's silence

You keep blabbering

You feel like a fool

Yet he insists you aren't

When he doesn't speak a word in a sentence

Just grunts or simple replies that say

Yeah, I'm listening.

Ladies, ask him what you said

And he won't remember.

You feel like crap and you're actually stupidly crying

Yet he doesn't notice.

Then when sad you abruptly leave with the hope he'll be following

You look back and after some time you know he won't be following.

Says he wants to know thee

And then he doesn't do an effort to do it.

You put them music to listen

And they don't get it

It's a message you're trying to tell them.

And so you pray he'll defy what you usually tell them to do

And all you want is for them not to listen to you

Do what we're telling you not to...

Tell us I love you

Tell us I think about you...

We tell them we're fine when we aren't

We don't want you to tell us we're going to be alright

Just hug us tight and be there

When we get mad just kiss us

Listen to us

Demand

Lead

We like to feel protected

Tell us what you think is foolish

Because for us, it could be what we are looking...

Show your jealous side

We don't mind to an extent

If he gets jealous he cares...

Try new things!

Take initiative!

Give to some new go's!

Give is letters

Be romantic

We like that side of men

If you don't have it

You won't succeed...

At least if we're speaking from me, I would say you won't succeed.

Put a tiny paper inside a notebook or something and write

"Have a good day beautiful!" or "Hey babe, love you!!!" or stuff like that...

We're sucker for all that romantic stuff...

Open the door for us

Take the chair out

Be overall honest, don't forget to respect

And don't forget how to love for real.





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