Chapter 25: Genophobia

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Chapter 25:  Genophobia

*Louis' POV*

I was starting to get worried about Harry.  We were 2 1/2 hours into the 4 hour long trip to Bolton and he was gripping the steering wheel so tightly that his knuckles were stiff and white.

Everyone else was either singing along to the radio or snogging.  Except for Zayn who was playing Draw Something on his mobile.

"You know speeding might get us to Ollie's faster, but we could also get pulled over and arrested delaying our arival," I informed him.

Harry's only response was pressing on the gas peddle harder.  So much for that advice.

"Let's play the dirty alphabet game to pass the time," Charlie suggested, stopping her makeout session, much to Niall's dismay.

"What the hell is that?" Zayn wondered, pausing the game on his phone.

"It's where everyone takes turns coming up with a dirty word that starts with the concurrent letter of the alphabet," Holland explained.  "I'll start.  A is for asshole."

"Butt," Louis yelled.

"Cunt," Niall added with a laugh.

"Douchebag," Zayn said.

"E?!  Come on!  That's a hard one," whined Charlie.  "Hmmmm.  Got it.  Ebrious," she said proudly.

"What does that mean?" Liam asked.

"Tending towards excess drinking," she defined.

"You know you could have just said erection, but that doesn't matter because now it's my turn!" Liam smiled.  "F is for fuck, also known as Niall's favorite word," hinting at Niall's previous activities with Charlie the night before.

Niall's face flushed fushia.  "I WILL get you back Payne!" he vowed.

"Your turn Harry," Louis egged him on.  "G.  C'mon.  PLAAAAAY!"

Harry gripped the wheel tighter and mumbled the words "genophobia.  The Fear of sexual relations or sexual intercourse."

"Ooo.  Good one," Zayn said in awe.  "All I could think of was genetalia.  Odd word for Hazza to pick though," he said shrugging.

"Hardon," Holls cried, "but I think my name could be considered a naughty word, don't you?" she said elbowing Liam.

Liam turned the brightest shade of red.

"I'm next," Lou claimed.  "I for... for... for idiot."

"That was lame Louis," Harry critisized.

"Fine.  You come up with a better one!" Louis huffed.

Harry stayed silent, not able to come up with a better answer.

"Jizz"

"Your mind is really in the gutter today Niall," Charlie laughed.  "And i LIKE it."

"Kooch," Zayn said, barely able to get the words out because he was cracking up so badly.

"L is for Liam, the naughtiest word ever!" Louis harrassed his friend.

"Is NOT!" Liam shouted back.  "My word for L is lactate because it makes me think of Haz's extra nipples."

Everyone started laughing.

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