I woak up two my mun shr was like
'ahdydhdhxyhdhdydhdh betcg com her'
i told her 'sexy jesus mutherfoaker I wany cornfogs in my toes'
she said nu that boewotch
I got out of my cottage and saddled up my howrse plattypusay
'yehaw plattypusay take me yto chruch and maje get me a bodgorl'
we found the badgorl and i said
'dam gurl u like a beavers habbiys i wany ur rabiez get on me howarse plattypusay she real yhucgh'
she slammered on and yelled a yeehwassss beacgesss and ate my bagel
'you fuqkeinh hore dont eat my licking lick lick luck bagel sic'
I theew her vajayaayoff plattypusay and sniffed my abs gratefukly, and thne we yeeHawsefjej and then we get thse fuxcks out of there go go gallop plattypussayyyy then a fine yong mane stole my plaulutssay abd sickdf hos diick. k wsd angry abs kilex Gomez and me and gm ate kn meag
I lickee my fun dip stick hard and shoov it up my booty whole
"AY YI YI HOMBRE"
