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annoying alien boy:
> SAMMYYYYY
> I THINK I FUCKED UP MY LIFE
> IM SERIOUSLY SCREWED
> SO IF I DONT MAKE IT
> REMEMBER THAT I LIKED YOU A LOT

my sammy:
> omg what is it colby
> why are you so extra

annoying alien boy:
> so i'm texting you
> that i might die
> and you're just "stop being extra"?
> THANK YOU THATS SO NICE OF YOU

my sammy:
> i asked what is it?
> i know nothing bad actually happened
> otherwise you'd call me
> so just tell me

annoying alien boy:
> well even if you're right
> it doesn't change anything
> but i think i fucked up my school year
> i won't get as good grades
> as i was hoping for :((
> what if my life depends on them
> and now because i got most Cs
> my life will be over..

my sammy:
> colby
> your life will not be over just because you got some bad grades
> stop stressing about school
> the year is almost over
> you can't do much now
> and even if your life is screwed now
> i'm still here so-

annoying alien boy:
> what is that supposed to mean

my sammy:
> that i make your life better just by existing??
> i'm not that good at helping people okay
> at least i tried

annoying alien boy:
> you know that i appreciate it
> but don't mind me
> i'll get over this
> how was your day today?
> what are you up to?
> am i disturbing you

my sammy:
> you're not
> i'm at a cafeteria with friends
> they bought me cake
> so i'm happy
> and i wasn't doing much today
> i had no school
> so i played games almost the whole night
> then went out with friends
> we went to the playground lol
> it was actually really nice
> and now i'm here
> sitting in front of them
> watching how they make fun of each other
> i just hope that grandma won't throw us out
> they're saying hi to you btw

annoying alien boy:
> ooh say hi to them too~
> aren't they mad
> that you're ignoring them
> and texting me instead?

my sammy:
> nah
> i don't think they even care
> they told me thousand times
> that they're glad and happy
> that i have someone i can talk to
> about everything
> but nvm
> how was your day?

annoying alien boy:
> if you say so
> i had terrible day at school
> as you already know
> i ate disgusting school food for lunch
> i can still feel it in my tummy eww
> and now im just sitting on a bench
> some kilometers away from home
> because secretly
> i just got lost
> and have no idea where i am

my sammy:
> are you serious

annoying alien boy:
> deadass.

my sammy:
> oh my god
> colby
> seriously
> how old are you??
> how can you get lost in a place
> you've been living your whole life??
> you want me to hold your hand
> and walk around with you like a toddler?

annoying alien boy:
> well
> it doesn't have to be like a toddler
> but why not

my sammy:
> omg
> i didn't mean to make it sound that way
> don't be gay
> not now at least

annoying alien boy:
> oh
> so can i be gay later
> is that want you want?

my sammy:
> OKAY IM DONE WITH YOU
> YOU KNOW WHAT
> I HATE YOU ASSHOLE
> YOU ALWAYS DESTROY MY GOOD MOOD

annoying alien boy:
> suuuure
> don't deny your love for me
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> what
message could not be sent
> omfg sam did you just block me
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> come on i was just kidding
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> maybe not but you won't know it anyway
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> hey sam, if i told you the whole truth right now, how much would you hate me?
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> a lot that's for sure
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> it has bothered me for a long time now and i don't think i can hide it that much longer
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> nvm, you won't get these messages anyway why am i still texting you
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> CAN YOU PLEASE UNBLOCK ME IT'S REALLY ANNOYING
> oh
> hi sammy
> did you miss me already

my sammy:
> want me to block you again?
> dumbass
> hey colby, if i told you that i actually got your messages after unblocking you, how would you react?
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