Domino's Battle of the Bands

2.) Why do I have a lot of free time

Alex Kapranos POV

Alex Turner is a cunt.
Why?
Because he's been getting all the recognition meanwhile I sit here in Scotland worrying about what to do with the band since Nick decided to leave.
It's okay.
He has his reasons, but what'll happen to Franz Ferdinand?
I've been thinking about going our separate ways but Paul suggested we seek out new members who have to potential to join.
So we did, and now we have Julian and Dino.

Meanwhile what has Alex Turner been doing? Hoeing around with his girlfriend then dumped her for a French girl. DISGOOSTANG.HOE.

Alex Turner's POV

I'm a disgusting hoe :^)

Nick O'Malley's POV

I have risen from my bed. The only decent thing I own. I woke up because Alex was at the door banging
"WAKE UP!"
He scares me when he yells but I have to deal with it.
"ITS TIME TO TAKE YOUR DRUGS" he yells
I roll my eyes
"IM AWAKE" I yell back at him
"COME AND TAKE YOUR DRUGS"
"OKAY YES I KNOW I HAVE TO TAKE MY DRUGS. JUST STOP YELLING AT ME"
Suddenly I heard the door open.
Oh no.
He's coming in.
I quickly jump into my bed and hide underneath my blanket, all of the sudden I feel the blanket being pulled off from my entire body.
Oh shit no help me someone.

"THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT"
"N-no Alex please I DIDNT mean to disrespect you" I say with a :'( face
"YOU'RE GOING TO TAKE YOUR LEAN GROUND BEEF AND YOU'RE GOING TO EAT IT"
I start to cry, "Ok" I say with tears coming out from my eyes.

Alex threw the Lean ground beef at my face and left my cell and locked the door. I ate the raw ground beef and continued to cry. Alex didn't even have the decency to cook the ground beef
:( also Alex is a dumb bitch because ground beef isn't even a drug he's just dumb as shit. He thought it had drugs because it said 85% lean.

Dumb hoe.

Jamie Cook's POV

I never got a microphone.

Nick McCarthy's POV

First of all I'm not dead but Alex is still butthurt that I left the band and that's why he's convincing everyone that I died which is NOT true. Anyways let me talk to you about boobs :-)

Alex Kapranos's POV

Man I'm still sad and angry that Nick left the band >:( I know a while ago I said Nick had his reasons but now I woke up this morning and said,
"You know what? I Feel like being a dick today!" And so now I'm going to go on a twitter rant.

Alex Turner's POV
I got a call from nar_what 
"Hellooooooouuuuuu" I say
"Hi yes I'm here to call you about a little competition" a woman on the phone said.
"Excuse me but do I know you?" I say.
"Uh no. BUT. We do work at Domino and we're here to inform you that you and the rest of the monkeys are going to be in a little competition we like to call... Battle of the bands and yeah you're going to battle against Franz Ferdinand, and uh if you don't do it then. YOU'RE FIRED." She says and hangs up immediately.
I sit there in silence.
WHO THE FUCK IS FRANZ FERDINAND