"Nasa, reported the nuke to the world government that I forgot the name of" Sara hit her hands on the damn table. The poor, innocent table to gain the attention of others. "Also the nuke is gonna hit earth in 1 or 2 months" sara checked her watch.
"Since it's the end of the fucking world, why don't we admit our sins, let's start with shama" noora said, smiling like an idiot super villain.
"wait, why me? I didn't sign up for this shit" shama argued taking her shoes in her hand threatening to hit noora. "We will do a vote instead" shama suggested more like commanded.
"1, 2, 3"
all of the hands of the table were directed towards shama. "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS NONSENSE?" Shama fumed, shrugged giving up. "Will my sin is that sometimes, I wish my parents would divorce" shamsa stabbed shama in the same spot as always, and the result would always be a screeching shama saying "fucka you" inside her head though cause if she said it at loud she will get hit, again.
"No depressing shit, Noora, you're next" sara said but not the wasabi one. "Ok, so here's a deal, we call the brown sara 'curry' since she's half Indian and the other one 'shawarma' ,who wants to destroy the world" alia bargained, everyone agreed and continued telling their sins in order. r/thahappaned.
"I want to" noora pointed at the white girl with the glasses, currently looking at jungkook abs. "Fuck her" shamsa claimed laughing at her own joke. That no one laughed at expet her.
"NOOOOOOOO NOT that, I want to fucking kill this human being" noora hissed, her venom taking over her entire body. "Don't worry, noora am gonna die, you're gonna die, we're all gonna die as the famous Victoria justice once said" amal remarked.
"End this bullshit argument, it's amal turn to confess" curry commanded, feeling the need to slap those imbecilic human creatures. "I've read jungkook x reader smut and on top of that, you know those moaning videos, yeah, I watch those as well but for BTS" amal bragged in a way. To say shawarma wasn't weirded out a bit would be a lie, A FUCKING HUGE LIE.
"Ew, This is disgusting, I can't believe shama didn't call you koreaboo yet, but she calls me a damn koreaboo" maryam huffed out "like what the fuck, shama, can't you at least say it"
"Amal, is not a koreaboo, she's just has those hormones she can't control" shama cringed at her words. "Or she's just sexually frustrated that she doesn't has a korean boyfriend, your correct Maryam, amal is NOT a koreaboo" shama was fucking disappointed that those fell from her mouth.
"No, accusing somebody of rape as well, it's Alia's turn" curry announced, clapping her hand to gain the others attention, before world war 3 starts too early.
"I once thought of choking sar- I mean curry to death just to see her in pain" alia admitted, eating her rice and chicken not caring to give a glance on curry was giving the shocked 'what the fuck, is this betrayal?' "Alia is sadist just like shamsa" shawarma cheered.
"So" curry sobbed lightly while alia was eating rice next to her, unbothered by the emotional mess next to her. "shamsa next"
"Uhh, wait, what is happening?" Shamsa asked, while still reading the manga. "Tell us one of your sins" 'reem' or alnood acknowledged. "oh ok" shamsa fixed her hijab. "I watch hentai and read the horny comments for fun" she added, shrugging when she said the previous statement.
"Uh, what the fuck? You call that fun?" Aisha is getting weirded out by her group of friends. Shamsa nodded, not really caring she's gonna die anyways.
"Next, Maryam!" Curry announced.
"I-I" Maryam stuttered "oh god, ok" Maryam took a deep breath, and exhaled "I keep on lusting jeonghan like god damn he is so fine" Maryam fangirled. "And my dick is hard because of him"
"Oh well, I can't go a day without hearing this phrase" shama deadpanned. "You have to suffer from this everyday?" 'reem' or alnood asked, pity vibrant in her tone. Shama nodded.
"Ok, stop this petty party, now it's alnood turn" curry said, "my sin is that I am fat! That's it" 'reem' or alnood sighed. "No, not that shit" noora responded, shawarma thought noora was dead.
"You're correct, I am shit" 'reem' or alnood ranted. "But my other sin is that I am.... Nothing"
"What the f----" Maryam screamed in rage, "you have to say a sin, we want the tea to gossip bi---"
"Uhhhhhhhhh, ok" reem kept on thinking really hard of a sin "nah, I don't have one I am a good muslim"
"Fuck it, ok but don't brag about it bitch" curry said, alia next to her still eating the rice. Shawarma thinks that alia will never finish her food.
"Next, since alnood likes to be a bitch and brags about being a 'good' muslim, I'll go" curry volunteered, "first of all I didn't brag!" Reem grunted.
"liar" khadija said looking away.
"roll the tape" khadija said bringing a projector out of nowhere. "You see this" khadija pointed at reem's figure in the video displayed. "Now here, what you said" khadija played the video till the part reem said 'nah, I don't have one, I am a good muslim' repeating it five times. "Ok, ok" reem hit her hands on the table "I did brag"
"Good" khadija fixed her jacket like a professor about to present something important which isn't. "my job here is done" she said as she threw the projector away, taking her seat next to Aisha.
"Your job is not done, now tell us your sin" curry demanded.
"easy, I tried murdering my brother with a toothbrush" khadija revealed that she's a sociopath. "Uhh, remind us, not mess with you" amal said, backing off a little.
"Oh, what are you guys doing?" Mariam said, the girl from the other table not the other half filipino Maryam.
"Planning to destroy the world!" Shawarma cheered, while shama, shamsa, and the marYam facepalmed.
"you fucking snitch" shamsa accused sara.
"ok I am out" said the girl who just the conversation Mariam.
She just left, 10 humans who claimed to destroy the world but didn't she say anything to the principle, to take them to a mental hospital, which Maryam is having a tragic affair with. Maybe that's why.
"So Mariam is out of the way, I am gonna say my sin" curry waited from the dramatic silence, for too long.
"what is it" Aisha anticipated, which she didn't know fuelled curry's ego. Not until noora slapped curry's arm hard. "Geez, I can't even be dramatic, but my sin is that I am tempted to push anyone on the edge of the rooftop" curry claimed, and to say the least the girls, kinda guessed that curry would be a murder.
"Enough about me, it's aisha's turn" curry signalled the girls to processed.
"So, since I am the last one and the break is about to end in 6 minutes, I am gonna say mine" Aisha clasped her hands together in a prayer. "I fucking want to be a prostitute" no ones was surprised since they know shama wants to be a prostitute, so what's the difference.
"Oh, well. This about it, we will meet tomorrow to start plan A" shawarma announced as everyone was gathering there things to leave, yes, it's the fucking end of the world but still they have classes to attend to.
Though still nobody remembered the name of the world government.
