|Interview|
KIM TAEHYUNG
How is it working with employees?
"Is this even a question? They should all get fire they are assholes. That's why I know I am going to be employee of the month."
KIM NAMJOON
How is it being manager of six employees?
"I just want to die at this point. These kids are hella crazy, but at least I have one employee that relives my stress.
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MIN YOONGI
"First of all, let me just say everyone is a bitch here especially Jimin. He flirts too much that ends up getting customers scare and his perverted ass. No wonder were losing business. Taehyung is too bossy and salty and thinks hes better than anyone, even Jungkook. That's why the two hate each other. Seokjin hyung can care less about us. If we ask for help he would say no and walk with his fucking ass mirror. Hoseok I dont know. He a hoe
JEON JUNGKOOK
"I know I am so employee of the month. Taehyung you a mother fucking bitch. I work harder than anyone and if anybody messes with me wait until your ass ends up in the grave. And one last thing! Fuck you Kim Taehyung.
PARK JIMIN
Do you like working here?
"Well yeah it's pretty nice. Especially the employees. Damn some even have nice asses, then you look a Jungkook's nice thick thighs and Yoongi's nice plump ass. Yeah ....."
Um Jimin you got a umm....
"Oh well gotta head to the bathroom then."
JUNG HOSEOK
Do you like the employees here?
"Not really there not my type. Taehyung is a bitch same as Jungkook. Seokjin an annoying brat Jimin being too flirty where the point I had to slap him. Yoongi lazy as fuck. Yeah that's pretty much it.
KIM SEOKJIN
"Ooooo is this an interview about me! Okay so we all know I'm world wide h-
No were here to tell you how you like working as an employee
"Bitch did you just interrupt while I was talking! Hell nah now that question doesn't get answer now good luck getting those answers out of mouth cause that ain't happening.
Please this is an interview
"Eat my ass bitch I'm so done with this where is my MIRROR!!!! AND GET THAT MOTHER FUCKING C-
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