( 10 years ago)
Namjoon: Mom I'm going to make a salad.
Mom: okay be careful.
Namjoon: Pfft how can I possibly screw something up by just making a salad.
[Five minutes later]
Namjoon: Mom!! Mom!! THE SALAD IS ON FIIRRRE!!!!!
Mom: how the hell did you get on fire!"
Namjoon: I DON'T KNOW WERE GOING TO DIEEE!!!!
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Namjoon: and that kids is why for now on I'm never allowed to cook.
Seokjin: Yeah but how did you set the salad on fire?
Kid: yeah how dad???
Namjoon: maybe bc I was too hot it created fire.
[1 day later]
Kid: dad some kid bullied me at school
Namjoon: WHAT!
Kid: he called me ugly
Namjoon: LETS BULTAOREUNE HIS ASS!
kid: YEAH!!!!
Seokjin: YOU TWO NO GET BACK IN THE HOUSE!!!!
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Moral of this story never let Namjoon go in ths kitchen
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