Hoseok: soooo does anyone wanna fuck?
Seokjin: that's it your out of the group chat you hoe!
A book with chapters that that have unexpected twists.
-contains language
-group chats
-weird shit
-humor
"Oooooo is this an interview about me! Okay so we all know I'm world wide h-
No where here to tell you how you like working as in employee-
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Teamwork
Taehyung: You mother fucking ass I told you to CLEAN THAT UP!"
Jin: why don't you since your already here
He casually walked away with his mirror leaving the boy with a headache.
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KIM TAEHYUNG
"Okay look I have no fucking idea why the hell did Namjoon partner me up withKim Seokjin like does he evennow he's a little bitch
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Jimin: heeeeey gorgeous
Jungkook: what the fuck? Why are you talking to yourself in the mirror?
Jimin: I need to practice okay!! Heeeeeey how you doin?
Jungkook: Ugh you such a waste of my time!
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JEON JUNGKOOK
Please someone get Jimin a doctor. ASAP why assigning partners whenI can do things myself! But nooo Mr. Kim Namjoon just wants us 'oh y'all need to work together because teamwork make the dream work' bla bla bla~
Just eW
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Yoongi: were suppost to restock that you know
Hoseok: I know lil meow meow headasss
Yoongi: What did you just call me!
Hoseok: LIL.MEOW.MEOW HEADASS.
Yoongi: 나는 너의 말 얼굴을 찢어 버릴 것이다!!!!!!!
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R.I.P
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MIN YOONGI
Whatever that hoe had to say to me. The DISRESPECT! Lil meow meow headasss?? What the fuck!
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Jungkook: Jimin look a customer she looks like she needs help
Jimin: I got this!
Jungkook: No way baby hands. Wait she coming towards us!
Jimin: let me act natural
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GiRl: あなたはトイレがどこにあるか知っていますか???
Jungkook: uhhhhhh- um Psst Jimin what the fuck she saying I don't understand Japanese
Jimin: Don't worry I got this
Jimin: あなたの醜い太った雌犬
The girl gasped offended and slap him with her purse Oof
Jimin: ow what the heck?
Jungkook: What the hell did you say!
Jimin: I don't know my Japanese isn't THAT GOOD OKAY
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PARK JIMIN
The slap hurts like a bitch. I'm innocent I don't know what was her problem.
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Oh wait IthinkI called her bitch Ah shit
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Namjoon: Everyone working as a team. Now that's what I like to see >:)
