Stupid Band Dreams for Stupid People

Child (MCR)

(I don't remember when I had this dream. I didn't write it down. I just remember it for some reason.)

So my friend and I we're just in line to pay for our food at the grocery store and we we're rushing for some reason.

I finally looked up and looked in front of us at the line next to ours.

I gasped. I grabbed onto my friends jacket to get her attention. "Do you know who that is?"

She looked at me and then at the line in front of us and shook her head.

"Those are the members in MCR!" I whisper yelled. Of course it was MCR. Thanks, brain. Is that all you ever think about? Bands? Oh well.

Anyway, I look down to see a child pulling on my jacket sleeve. I have know idea who this kid is, but I guess I did in my dream. I shook my sleeve. "Stop."

Then, Mikey turned around and I was like, "Oh shoot! What am I supposed to do!" I didn't say that out loud, though.

He looked down at this kid. "Aw. Cute kid." The rest of them turned around.

"Than-"

"She's not ours," my friend spat out."

I got mad, looked at her, and said, "Shut up! I don't want them to know that we kidnapped her." Now, I said that out loud. I immediately looked back at Mikey who had this "wtf" expression on his face.

I didn't know what to do, so I throw the kid at my friend, who caught her, and grabbed the bread out of Mikey's hand, because I guess he's holding bread now.

I can't tell you how much I wish I had said, "Ha ha! I have just obtained the grain! Now let's yeet this wheat!" I know it's a pretty dead meme, but they will forever live in my heart.

Then, my friend and I just ran out of that store real fast.

(I used that stock photo this time because I thought it was funny. Don't judge me, my brosif.)