Stupid Band Dreams for Stupid People

Hospital (MSI)

(December 1, 2019)

Now, I'm not quite sure what lead to this but here we go...

Lynz, a nurse, sat behind the counter, awaiting any other patients. She seemed bored and as if the day has been fairly slow for her. Boy, was she in for something!

Steve ran through the door shouting. Lynz snapped out of whatever she was in and sat up straight.

"I HAVE A RAW CHICKEN STUCK UP MY FUCKING ASS!" he screamed.

Of course, Lynz didn't know Steve so of course she was pretty surprised when she heard this. "Um... Alright, so how'd it get there...exact–"

"You do NOT wanna know," Steve interrupted her.

Lynz didn't know what to think at this point. "Uh... Yeah, okay." She stood up straighting out her dress. "Just...take a seat for a while," she told him with a somewhat worried and confused look on her face.

"I don't know if that's possible..."

Lynz went back to tell everyone one else that this fucking lunatic with a chicken shoved up his ass was waiting for a doctor.

Steve leaned over the desk. "Uh, maybe we could hurry this up?"

"Yeah, sure," Lynz replied. Her and Steve walked into a room and told him to relax. After all, he looked pretty stressed out about having a chicken stuck inside of him. "The doctor will be right with you," she told him. But before she could leave, they heard screaming and gun shots.

They both got quiet.

Lynz opened the door silently and her and Steve looked out. Kitty was there robbing the hospital, or trying to at least, with a nerf gun but I guess in this universe nerd guns are real guns.

They both ducked back into the room, carful not to make noise.

"Oh my god, oh my god!" Lynz whispered to herself.

"FUCK!" Steve whisper-yelled. "I'm going to die with a fucking chicken stuck up my ass!" he said with general sadness.

Suddenly the gun shots stopped. Now there were plates smashing and people were screaming less now.

Lynz, worried, peaked out the door once more. There was a guy there throwing plates at people. "What the fuck is happening today?!"

His hair was constantly changing styles and he looked like he was on so many different drugs.

Steve pushed open the door violently. "JIMMY, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE, FAG?"

Lynz looked back at him. "You know this guy?"

"Yes, bitch! HE'S the one that got this chicken stuck up my ass!"

Lynz was now wondering if she was actually going insane or what was happening.

"SLUT!" Steve yelled and Jimmy looked over. "I told you not to follow me, you WHORE!"

Now, in this dream, Jimmy could only speak in sign language but somehow I understood it.

(in sign language) "I didn't want THESE ASSHOLES to get that chicken out 'cho fat ass! I wanted to, you slut!"

Steve's eyes widened. "Holy shit. That's so romantic," he said. He walked over to Jimmy and together they skipped out of the hospital.

Lynz sat down on the ground. "WHAT THE FUCK?!"

THE END