Noodle and Murdoc Texting

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Just a lil texting oneshot I thought of after I saw the header!

Time: 3:04 AM

Murdoc's Phone: 5 New Messages from Noodle!

murdoc (2:54 AM)
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Mudziiiiiiee (2:55 AM)
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Murdoc Pickles (2:57 AM)
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Nurdoc Miccals (2:59 AM)
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Wake up u kiwi (3:02 AM)

Time: 3:07 AM
Noodle's Phone: 2 New Messages from Mr. Pickle Man 🥒!

Noodle what do you want? (3:07 AM)
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Its fucking 3 in the morning (3:07 AM)

Time: 3:10 AM

Murdoc's Phone: 4 new messages from Noodle!

Is there anymore tater tots downstairs? (3:08 AM)
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I'm hunngggrrryyy (3:08 AM)
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And I'm trying to watch Stranger Thhhiiinngggsss (3:09 AM)
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Can u check if there's anymore tater tots downstairs? (3:10 AM)

Time: 3:12 AM
Noodle's Phone: 1 new message from Mr. Pickle Man 🥒 !

Noodle its fucking 3 in the morning, can't you wait until later to make tater tots? (3:12 AM)

Time: 3:15 AM
Murdoc's Phone: 2 new messages from Noodle!

I can't (3:14 AM)
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Eleven and Mike are about to kiss I see it now and I want a fangirl snack afterwards (3:15 AM)

Time: 3:18 AM
Noodle's Phone: 2 new messages from Mr. Pickle Man 🥒!

Noodle for fuck's sake (3:17 AM)
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Don't you have anymore pocky? (3:18 AM)

Time: 3:20 AM
Murdoc's Phone: 3 new messages from Noodle!

No I ate it all (3:19 AM)
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I started stress eating bc I was spooked of the demogorgon eating Barb (3:19 AM)
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Which it fricking did 😭 (3:20 AM)

Time: 3:22 AM
Noodle's Phone: 2 new messages from Mr. Pickle Man 🥒!

Noodle for the love of Satan go to bed (3:21 AM)
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GOOD NIGHT (3:22 AM)
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For the rest of the night, all Noodle did was beg Murdoc over text to get up, for she was hungry. After a while, she turned to 2D, who was watching a zombie film downstairs, who gladly made her some.

Then Russel texted Murdoc.

Time: 4:07 AM
Murdoc's Phone: 1 new message from Russel!

Did your cracker ass just make tater tots at damn 4:00 in the morning? (4:07 AM)

Murdoc has been haunted since that day.

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