Smallwood was, once again, being Smallwood. I was hiding out in the percussion section in the band room while telling Madi about the fight I had just gotten into. She didn't seem all that surprised, but told me that if it happens again to beat him. "Unless you're into that kinda stuff, like a kink or something," she had said with not much thought as to who she was talking to. I gave her a horrified look, and she laughed while telling Kaia, who was laying in the floor. Kaia stood up and hugged me while saying I was "too innocent" for what Madi had said. Smallwood came over with the chains we were using in a song and wearing his Gucci shirt. He kept showing us the fashion we could use the chains for, and I just hugged Kaia.
"He's scaring me," I said while he casually continued on showing us fashion statements with the chains. He's very odd.
"Smallwood, stop, you're scaring our child," Kaia had stated once he finished talking. He looked really confused, and Madi stood beside us trying to see where this was going.
"What do you mean your child? She's not your kid." was his concern apparently. I'm not really sure why, but that's why he was confused.
"What do you mean? She's our band kid." Madi quickly moved to hug me between her and Kaia. "We're one happy family." Smallwood seemed either even more confused or weirded out, I don't know which, but he walked across the band room. Madi and Kaia kept hugging me between them. Gloria walked over after a minute or so.
"You two," she pointed at my band parents, "look gay." Before they could say anything, I knew what I had to say.
"I'm European," was all I said, and that was all it took for them to fall over from laughter onto the floor.
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Band Parents
RandomJust some of my favourite moments with band parents, no idea my update schedule if anyone gives a crap