Book of aids and terrible band "imagines"

Rip Tré's coolness

One day you were finna meet Green Day. When your mother told you, you shidded and farded. You were getting ready for the concert when your sister walked in. "HEY SHITH EAD THE DOG ATE MY GUCCI BANANA GIMME YOURS" she screamed. "K" yyou reply. When she left you started on yur makeup. You put Cheeto dust on your eyelids and lips. You put your hair in a trash bag. Finally you put on your Green Day shirt.

(Time skeep)

You got to the concert and then you sat there. Years later it was actually Green Day playing not some opening band you've never heard of. Blah blah billie hot and he sang greatly. Then it was time to meet the members. You show your pass to the security but they no let you in. You started to ball and ripped your trash weave off. Then tré came. "Yo let her in chuck" he said to the security dude. "Holy shit" you thought.

Then you tagged tré and said "I STOLE TRÉ'S COOLNESS" then he died. The end