One day Flea walked up to a lemonade stand. He asked for grapes and surprisingly got some.
The next day he walked into a vegan restaurant and got a slab of beef.
The next day he went into a dairy farm and got soy melk. This is where it went wrong. WE NO FUCK WITH SOY MELK.
Flea then grabbed his bass and began to beat a cow. Why a cow? You may be asking. Why not a cow is my answer.
He finished beating the cow and then he went to Starbucks and they be fucking dumb and gave him a coffee that's was only soy melk.
He don shot the place. The end
(See this is what happens when I try to be dumb, nothing happens. Welp)
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Book of aids and terrible band "imagines"
HumorIt's currently 11:53 Pm March 11th 2019 and I'm bored so Imma use my zero brain cells to make y'all have more cancer. Lol bye. Yadah yadah the bands don't belong to me yadah yadah. Honestly who even looks at the description. It just says like "Jos...
