Ch. 3: The Burrito

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by XxALivingDonutxX

by XxALivingDonutxX

You woke up to a warm body snuggled up to you and the bright flash of a camera.

"What the fuuuuck?" You slowly opened your eyes to find 8 people standing in the room giggling. Looking around the room you see Jay pointing at you as he whisper-screams,

"Oi cunts.....she's awake!"

Groaning, you attempt to get up, only to be pulled back down by something you previously hadn't noticed was there. You slowly twisted your head over towards the other side of the bed, as soon as you saw that little fuckers face your face scrunched up. The 8 grown men who were standing in your room couldn't take it anymore. They burst out laughing when they saw your face. The sudden explosion of laughter cause Mason to wake up. Needless to say, he ended up falling off of the bed.

That's when you remembered that they had been taking pictures, it was also when you noticed that Swagger had been recording the whole thing. Deciding you were too tired to deal with the situation you crawled back under the covers and wrapped yourself like a burrito.

"What the fuck cunts..." The whiny but raspy voice that came from the other side of the bed proclaimed. This just sent the men into another fit of laughter. Suddenly you and your blanket burrito had been hauled up into the air. Through the small crack between the blankets you saw that you were up pretty high, so you could only rationally assume that it was Cameron who had picked you up. Unbeknownst to you, he was taking you into the living room. The living room where your brother and a few other of your friends awaited.

"What the fuck even is that..." You could tell by the heavy Irish accent that it was your brother speaking. "Your sister..." At this point Cameron dropped you onto the couch. "Really? Looks more like a burrito..." You automatically recognized the second voice as the one and only Craig. Still though you didn't move, until the rest of the fucktards (AHA YES DUCKBOARDS....TOTALLY WHAT I WANTED SPELLCHECK) came down into the living room.

All of the sudden two people sat on you, giggling their asses off. Deciding it would be funny, you snaked your arm through the fabric of the blanket until you found the last layer. You giggled slightly and pinched the closest ones asses. As soon as you did there was an earsplitting scream was heard. Honestly, it was more like a screech.

"WHAT THE HELL CUNT" Giggling you scooted slightly and pinched the other ones ass. The other one also screamed but this one was more like a yelp. "WHY!?"

At this point you were giggling like a fucking psychopath. "ALRIGHT CHILDREN SETTLE DOWN!" You knew that this was Cam as he was the father. Suddenly you were unrolled, though you were still giggling like a psychopath. You saw that Swagger was recording all of this. "Dammit guys you broker her..." he looked over at Mason and Jay who were both holding their asses like their lives depended on it. Seeing this just made you laugh harder. "Guys I seriously think that we broke her..." He started giggling himself and so did everyone else in the room.

{LE TIME SKIPETH}

You sat on the floor staring at the TV. Next to you sat Mason who was literally just in his boxers for no fucking reason. Though be the rational person you are, you had sweatpants and a black sweatshirt that simply says 'Please Go Away'. You had your 'burrito' blanket wrapped around yourself while you and Mason were watching Ed, Edd n Eddy.

Jay suddenly crashed into Mason , "OI YOU'RE WATCHIN TOONS WITHOUT ME!?" Jay screamed at Mason who was trying to get Jay off of him. "SHUT UP CUNTS I CAN'T HEAR THE TOONS!" You screamed over them and gave them the death glare. "HEY! GET ALONG OR ELSE NO TOONS FOR ANYONE!" Cameron called from the kitchen. "SORRY DAD!" All three of you yelled back at him, then you all turned your attention back to the TV. Not one of you ever noticed when people came downstairs and into the living room. The three of you were too engrossed in the cartoons even to notice Swagger filming you.

"What the actual fuck...Guys look at this..." Swagger pointed the three of you out to the other guys but none of you were paying any attention. Everyone who was currently at the air bnb was now crowding behind Swagger. Cameron suddenly smacked his hands together, "KIDS C'MON WE'RE GOING OUT TO LUNCH!" All three of you snapped your heads towards Cameron. "OOOOO FOOD!!!" Mason and Jay screamed at the same time while you on the other hand started rolling on the floor towards the staircase. As soon as you got to the staircase you got up off the floor and went to your room.

[A/N]

HEY DER CUNTS

(Written with much love and much affection)

I KNOW I HAVEN'T UPDATED IN AWHILE

I am proud to say this chapter has about 820 or so words. I am getting back into the swing of things finally! It is literally 5 in the morning right now.... Im tired....

I also realize that I said I was going to update more but Im fucking lazy

IM SORRY

I am hoping to have two full official chapters for each ongoing story by Sunday (March 17) While at the same time I am hoping that i can have enough time to either input a Saint Patrick's day chapter or filler or something along the lines of that for all three of the stories. This is all just like a very big apology gift because I am a lazy piece of shit.

THANKS FOR STICKING WITH MEH THROUGH MY PROCRASTINATION!ANYWAY

ANYWAYS

MUCH LOVE

AUTHOR~CHANNNNN

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