After you changed into something presentable, you brushed your (H/C) hair and then bun it into a messy bun.
[What your outfit looks like / You can change it if you want]
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After you had finished you cleaned your somehow already fucked room. Why had it been so dirty? Because you were currently staying with a bunch of dipshits. The last thing to be picked up off the floor was of course Masons clothing that he had worn the day before and had slept in. Deciding it would be funny, you crept downstairs where all the boys waited with his clothing in hand.
"Ladies and gentlemen... "
Giggling you threw the clothing straight at the cunts head "WE GOT EM" Mason just screamed while everyone else was just pointing and laughing. "OI WHAT THE FUCK CUNT" You just giggle like the giggly bitch you truly are and put on your shoes.
"ALRIGHT KIDS SETTLE DOWN"
Cameron's voice boomed over the groups antics. Mason and Jay started poking Swagger, while you were just smiling innocently at the skyscraper like you had done nothing wrong. "Mason pick your clothes up off the floor and put em in your room." He just grunted and scrunched up his face but eventually obliged. After a few minutes he came back downstairs and we were all set to go. As we all piled out of the door and into the hall Ryan suddenly stopped us. "Wait where are we eating?" He said as he pulled up the Uber app on his phone. A few seconds passed, then a shrill voice screamed "MACCAS CUNT", a few grunts were heard and then a few 'okays'.
You were confused as all hell because
A. Weren't Australian and/or a New Zealander
B. Didn't meet some of these people until yesterday.
Swagger and Matt noticed your confusion and Swagger politely whispered, "He means McDonald's...." You just looked at him with more confusion "What the fuck is a MCDonalds..." Everyone apparently heard you and looked at you in horror.
Cameron just shook his head, "They mean McDonald's (Y/N)" {Pronounced MacDonald's}
"OHHHHH Yea okay I always forget Americans say it different..." Most of the guys were relieved that you knew what McDonald's was, but others were confused why it was MacDonald's to you. "wait what?" Swagger whispered and everyone all lost their shit.
Ryan and Sams phones suddenly dinged and it showed that the two Uber's that he and Sam ordered were here. Everyone piled into the Uber's, of course yours consisted of Cameron in the front seat, Mason to your right, and Jay to you left. While in the back row sat Matt and Swagger. One of the two fuckers was consistently messing with the other fucker not caring that you were in the middle. There were times where you messed around with them as well, but when you got involved is when Cameron would go into 'Dad' mode and tell you to knock it off. Mason started kicking Cameron's seat 'because he got bored' which resulted in a death-glare from Cam.
As soon as the Uber pulled up to McDonald's, Mason flung open the door and screamed "MACCASSS" in his shrill autistic-ish voice that received many glares and strange looks. You being you, decided it would be funny to push him out of the Uber, so that's exactly what you did. "DAD (Y/N)'S BEIN A CUNT" This loud proclamation of how you were 'being a cunt' only attracted more glares and strange looks. "Shut up and go inside, don't fuck around.." Cam gave all of you serious stares while in return the three of you just smiled innocently back.
As soon as the three of you walked through the doors Jay whispered to Mason and you, "Let's be cheeky cunts for the fun of it..." Mason nodded quickly and started giggling. You just nodded and then looked at the rest of the guys who had just gotten here. "Hey (Y/N), David said that he was going to steal you later so you could hang out with them." You just nodded and looked at the menu. Not yet knowing the power of Manager Ryan, you had decided what you wanted. Until Ryan and Cam rounded everyone into a corner and went up to the counter to order.
He came back nearly 10 minutes later with a receipt as long as the Great Wall of China. Cameron saw you looking confused once more, "You've never been here when Ryan has ordered food have you?" You looked at him with a slightly worried look, "No, but I've heard some stories..." This just made Ryan and Cam chuckle. "Just be prepared" Ryan smiled and then focused all of his attention back to his phone.
It was about another 10 minutes later and the three of you were really pissing some of the group members off. Between Mason repeatedly poking people, Jay asking dumb questions in his Ainsley voice, and you watching vines and giggling like a little bitch baby, they were 99% done with your guys shit.
Then the food came, five separate trays filled with food were placed onto the tables. As soon as you all had what you had wanted you noticed that Mason had started throw french fries at you. You gave him a death-glare and out of the corner of your eye you noticed that Swagger was recording you and Mason. Deciding it would be funny you maintained you stare of death and then the next time he threw a fry you caught it in your mouth and ate it like the bad-ass bitch you are. Masons eyes and mouth went wide, it took all of the bad-ass bitch strength you had to continue glaring at him. Then as his mouth was still agape, Jay thought it would be hilarious to chuck a fry into it. He made it to say the least, but it resulted in Mason literally choking on a fry for and entire 3 minutes and everyone at the table losing their collective shit as soon as he started choking. Unbeknownst to most of the group, Swagger was still recording.
[A/N]
AYYY IMA LAZY PIECE OF SHITTT
Also Wattpad is broken....YAY
It deleted my chapters that I had and in the process of trying to get them back I comepletly forgot about doing my Saint Patricks Day specials >~<
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