somewhere in the darkness [c. evans]

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captain evans😇:
hey i'm off today and
i think you are too, do you
wanna come over and watch
the office?

lil camille🥰:
oh gosh golly gee

i'm so sorry but you know how
leo is here and he's with me while
i'm in the studio, but you can swing
by if you want!

captain evans😇:
mother fucker
(unsent)

oh.

it's fine, i'll leave you too
alone.

lil camille:
awe okay! see you later!🤜🏼

chrissy not teigen:
i am afraid that i am in love

lizzle fo shizzle:
oh my gosh

gosh golly gee

chrissy not teigen:
she says that all the time :(

lizzle fo shizzle:
i got that from camille

OH MY GOD

chrissy not teigen:
ahahaha good times

but not the point

what do i do

lizzle fo shizzle:
idk why would you ask me

chrissy not teigen:
you give off a wise vibe

you just seem like you know
about everything

lizzle fo shizzle:
well i know nothing

but i know that ppl support you💓

chrissy not teigen:
how does people supporting
me help

lizzle fo shizzle:
you're getting cranky in your old age

what i'm saying is!

ppl want you two to get together

chrissy not teigen:
like who?

lizzle fo shizzle:
the entire cast actually

well tom is weird and claims "age gaps
give me the heebie jeebies!"

chrissy not teigen:
well tom dating a girl that's 2
whole ass inches taller than him
gives me the heebie jeebies

lizzle fo shizzle:
congrats you're both intolerant

moving on!

did you tell her how you feel

chrissy not teigen:
i was going to...

lizzle fo shizzle:
dot dot dot is never good

chrissy not teigen:
but then leo showed up

and he kind of stole her

lizzle fo shizzle:
leo is a very nice kid but he is
very bad news for chrismille

chrissy not teigen:
why does he have to be so
attractive AND young

Oh MY gOd

hE pLaYs ThE gUiTaR

lizzle fo shizzle:
guitarists get all the girls

give up chris it's over

chrissy not teigen:
nope

i'm captain america, i'm
getting the girl

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