Mileven One-Shots

[4] The Talk?

A friend wanted spice but no...in this one El lives with Hopper.

El's pov

Me and Mike have been together for two years and there's still things I don't understand.

1. Sometimes when I'm on Mike's lap I feel something hard

2. What's the weird feeling I get in my private parts when he touches me in some places?

3. Is it normal?

4. What do they mean when they say Mike is excited? They have to mean something else than just happy about something...

And so on..

I have to ask Mike, I'm 15 now. The closest I've got to being sexual in a talk would be when I got my period. That was horrible. Hopper says he's been meaning of give me 'The Talk' but I don't even know what that means because he hasn't given me it.

I got up to have breakfast with Hopper, or my dad, I'm still getting used to the name, I think he is, too. I walked out to see eggs, bacon and Hopper making Eggos. I sat down in front of my almost finished plate.

"Morning, kid," He said still waiting for the Eggos to finish.

"Morning," I calmly replied. I didn't have enough courage to say dad, yet. Suddenly, the Eggos popped up, Hopper took them swiftly and put one on each of our plates.

I topped it with syrup and butter, it tasted a lot more flavourful with it than when they were plain, but the very first I had will always be the best tasting.

"So, how ya feeling?" Hopper asked me.

"Good," I responded. I wondered if I was getting the talk today. Probably not since he had to work, I hadn't started school so we did it at home when we had time.

"When am I getting 'The Talk'?" I asked him. He choked on the milk he was drinking and calmly set it on the table, clearing his throat.

"Listen, kid," He said with a slightly strained voice,"'The Talk' is very difficult for me to do. It's just..." He paused. Was it really this hard?

"You don't have to give me it, Mike could tell me," I requested (completely oblivious). His face was stern.

"No, god no."

"What about Joyce?" His face softened.

"Why don't we talk about this tonight? Not 'The Talk,' but who will tell you," He said. I nodded and finished my breakfast.

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"Please?" I begged Hopper. Since he was going to be gone for pretty much the whole day, I asked to go to Mike's house. Now he thinks I'm going to secretly ask to get 'The Talk.'

"Dad, I promise, I just want to go because I always do. I get bored alone," I pleaded. His face was confused, then soft, I called him dad.

Fine," He sighed.

"Thank you!" I jumped up and hugged him. 3 1 5, I said in my head remembering.

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Mike's pov

I was imagining me and El sitting on the couch, cuddling. She was so cute, I just want to kiss her right no-

"Mike!" Dustin clapped his hands in front of my face. Oh shi-

"U-uh yeah?" I stuttered. He smirked knowingly.