Life in Reverse - Brooklyn 99 x OC

Ratko

Katie's POV

------Morgenthau's Apartment 1:15 pm------

"Okay, so the perp came in through the window, left the muddy red footprint, and apparently had sex with the dish rack." i laughed at Jakes joke before Amy looked at me and spoke. "Shell casing found here. Two shots." She puts up her fingers like a gun and pretends to shoot. "Bang, Bang." "Great work, detective. You get a tie." Jake pulls a tie out of his pocket and throws it at Amy. "Hey, that's mine. You took it from my desk." "That's right, Charles. Good solve. Tie for you." "Thanks!" "Now everyone be sure to put those on because it's impossible to solve crimes unless you're wearing a tie." "Lay off the captain. That man is going to be Amy's rabbi." I look at Amy when I say the last bit. "Okay, first of all, when you use the word 'rabbi' you know that turns me on and that's unfair in the work environment. Secondly, Amy's rabbi is a pain in my ass." Says Jake as he looks me dead in the eyes. "Yeah, he's a little too serious. What do you think, Rosa?" Charles turns to look at Rosa when he asks her the question. "He seems cool." "He seems cool. i agree." I laugh at how quickly Charles changes his mind for Rosa. "Looks like the perp stole a computer, a watch, and a Jamon Iberico Ham, valued at--what! $6,000." "6,000 for a ham?" " Jamon Iberico is an amazing cured ham from Spain. They had it at my uncle's funeral. I gorgrd myself at that funeral. I mean, i was constipated for three days." "Wow, that's a great story Charles, thank you." Jake was resting his head on his fist not looking at all impressed with Charles story. Charles laughs wierdly. "All right, listen up, everybody. Better contact Captain Holt, let him know we got a ten-tie situation." "Speaking of ties, where's yours, Meep Morp?" "This is fantastic." Jake slowly turns around to face the Capt. with sarcasm lasing is voice. "Captain! Hey! Welcome to the murder. What are you doing here?" "I like to know what my detectives are up to. That okay by you." "Yep." "Take King and knock on doors. See if the neighbors heard anything." "Door duty? It's a waste of time." Jake sounds pissed when he says this. "Diaz and Boyle. Check in the coroner. Report back to me in an hour." Jake sighs, "That went well." "No, it didn't" Capt. Holt shouts back at Jake. "He's got like super hearing."

Holts POV

---In the office with Gina---

"so Gina... civilian administrators like yourself often have their ear to the ground. What do Peralta and King have riding on this bet of theirs?" "I will tell you on six conditions. Number one, you let me use your office to practice my dance moves. Second--" "How about this? If you tell me..." "Mm-hmm." "I wont have you suspended... Without pay." "Oh, that sounds great. Okay, the deal is if Katie gets more arrests, Jake has to give her his car. Its an old mustang, and its pretty sweet. If he gets more arrests, she has to go on a date with him. He guarantees it will end in sex. I bet on at least some over-the-clothes action. At the very least, some touching..." "No, that's enough Gina." "Caresses. I could see him showing up in a silk robe." "That's enough Gina." "All right." "Thank you."

Jakes POV

---Morgenthau's building, Door duty, 1:45 PM---

"Let the wasting of time begin." I knock on door 4C and a young man answers. "Hello, sir. Can we ask you a few questions?" Katie asks him with such a innocent voice. "Definitely. Yeah. I'm actually--I'm super glad you guys are here right now. Are you smelling that weed smell?" Both, "Yeah." " 'Cause a dude broke in, smoked weed, and bolted. its--" "Do you think its the same dude that left that bong there on the floor?" Katie points to the bong as she says this to the man. "Yes." We then went and knocked on 3C. "Police!" "Hello" "Hello" "What's your name?" Katie has the softest sounding voice. "My name?" "Mm-hmm." "Mlepnos." "Can you spell that, please?" Katie asks him pulling out her note pad and pen. "M-L-E-P... "Clay" "Did you say "Clay"?" "Yes, the "Clay" is silent." "All right, got it." Even Katie was starting to sound pissed off with door duty. Katie pulls out a photo of Morgenthau, "Have you seen this man before? He was shot last night." "Oh. Thank you." The man takes the photo and starts to shut the door. "No, sir, that's ours. We need that. We--" "And he kept it." We go to the next apartment 5F. "Wall street journal on the doormat... top floor apartment. 50 bucks says this guy's like a hot, eligible bachelor." i agree to the bet as it probably some old man who cant breath by himself. I knock on the door, "Police! Open up!" An old man who fits my description to the breathing tube opens the door. "Hello." I start laughing and Katie's face looks pissed. "Oh! Hello, sir! How are you today? I am detective right-all-the-time, and this is my partner detective terrible detective." Katie punch's me in the arm playfully before leaving me there. "Hey come back. You're my ride." I start running after her as she picks up her pace.