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Jay and Cole Q & A (pt 1)

Cole: *sitting on his bed* hi everyone! So we're doing a q&a couple thing... jay?

Jay: *falls onto bed* I have the questions! *holds up paper*

Cole: *laughs* ok, first question. *takes paper from jay*

Jay: *sits up like a normal human next to cole*

Cole: who's the early bird/ night owl?

Jay: I wake up earlier.

Cole: and you stay up later. Are you even human?!

Jay: sleep is for the weak. I run on energy drinks.

Cole: how are you even alive?

Jay: *smiles and punches his shoulder* next question! Who said I love you first?

Cole: you I believe.

Jay: yeah cause you were a wimp!

Cole: yeah but you immediately followed it up by yelling "just kidding! Haha I hate you!" And running out of the room.

Jay: I'm a chaotic good, what do you expect?

Cole: who is the most likely to bring home a stray animal? *glares at jay*

Jay: *laughs* *already has his cat in his arms* hey that's not fair! Oreo is my child!
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Jay: nicknames?

Cole: for jay- bluebird, jay bear, nerd, J J, blabbermouth, blueberry.

Jay: for Cole- coley, cole bear, dirtclod, loser.

Cole: are we mean to each other?

Jay: nah.

Cole: who wears the others clothes? *points to jay*

Jay: (at same time) me.

Jay: what do our friends and family think of our relationship?

Cole: our friends are all really accepting.

Jay: they weren't surprised in the slightest when we told them.

Cole: Kai thought we were already dating.

Jay: my parents were super accepting. They've already adopted cole as part of the family.

Cole: I haven't told my dad yet. He probably wouldn't take it well though.

Jay: well you have my parents. They have enough parentness for the both of us.

Cole: pfft yeah!

Cole: any date stories?

Jay: ooh! One time we went to a restaurant and this random lady said we were a cute couple.

Cole: that was before we were even dating.

Jay: aw geez yeah, I was blushing so bad at that.

Cole: pfft we just said thanks and keep walking.

Jay: uhh.. an actual date story... hmm once we went to the park and acted like literal children.

Cole: it was your idea.

Jay: and I don't regret a second.

Jay: who would do the dangerous thing while the other watches in panic?

Cole: definitely jay.

Jay: name one time I did anything dangerous!

Cole: yesterday. You were planning to jump off the roof and onto a mattress on the ground.

Jay: touché

Cole: and the final one. Who makes the other laugh most?

Jay: you always make me laugh.

Cole: you make me laugh more.

Jay: *leans on cole* no u

Cole: *pulls jay into his lap* nerd

Jay: loser

Jay: *clap clap* ok question time is over!

Cole: if you have any questions for us go ahead and comment them!

Jay: thanks for reading bye!