Boyfriend Oneshots

Spaz @ Starbucks

"Get in loser! We're going shopping!" 

*HONK* *HONK*

My bestest friend in the entire world, Gloria, screams from my driveway. It's a sunny Saturday morning, and we're going to the Empire mall to find new summer bathing suits. Which, by the way, we've earned. We've been working out at Planet Fitness for months now and collectively have both lost over 25 pounds. We look hella fine, if I do say so myself. Running out of the house I grab my house keys, phone and purse filled to the brim with all the essentials. 

"I'm here! I'm here, Hakuna your Tatas!!" I yell back rolling my eyes. The sun scorching my exposed arms and legs. It's got to be running 90's out here. Probably should've put on sun screen...but since when did I start making good decisions?

"Don't tell me how to handle my bahoobies!" She screeches through the window at me. I get into the air-conditioned car and strap myself onto the hot leather seats. 

"Whatever, let's just go, okay? Before my tan is gonna sweat off, please." I say with a dramatic wave of my hand as if to dry the sweat running down my cheeks. 

"Okay, okay, goooosh." 

We drive around for a while trying to see more of the city. Our favorite songs blasting through the overworked speakers. Windows rolled down, with my head hanging out of it. While hanging out of the car like an overgrown dog I spot a Starbucks and scream. 

"OMGOODNESS!" My voice almost drowned out by the wind whipping past. Passing cars cruising by looking at me like I set myself on fire. Kids rolling their windows down also which drove their parents crazy. 

"What?! Did you lose an earring??" She yells back concerned. 

"No! Starbucks!!" I say as I lose sight of the heavenly building. The reddish brick walls disappearing behind cars and greenery. 

"Bitch you saw a Starbucks?!" She demands. I can just see her eyebrows raised to the roof in disbelief. 

"Yes, now go back! It's calling my name!!" I say getting back into the car rolling the windows back up. 

"You don't have to tell me twice. I'm taking the next U-turn, gimme the address." She demands. Her sunglasses covering up the determined look in her stormy gray eyes. 

"You're my hero." I say with an edge of sarcastic seriousness. She looks over at me with what I can only guess is playful disgust. 

"You're lucky I love my caffeine or else we wouldn't be taking a pit stop." I giggle at her statement. 

~~~~~~Time Skip~~~~~

We soon pull into a parking space and I throw open the door and fall to the ground in praise. 

"I worship thee, Queen Caffeine!" I yell while bowed over my knees on the asphalt. 

"Get your sad ass off the ground, you're embarrassing me." Gloria whisper yells as people seated at the windows glance at us and try to discreetly film. 

"Fine, fine, fine. Let's go!" I bounce off the ground into a cartwheel then somersault finishing with a perfect landing and a bow to make it the total package. Unnecessary, but that's just my vibe. 

After my little show, we make it inside and the frigid air hits us like a cold front. I let out a sigh of relief and manage to make my way to the counter where I stare at the menu for an unreasonable amount of time totally oblivious to the barista standing patiently off to the side waiting to take my order, marker in hand. 

"Oh my goodness. If she's Yo guys I'm back! I have been "super" busy with school and whatnot but I'm here now. Enjoy the new story

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