Your Man

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by Frenchie_007

by Frenchie_007

Hey you guys! Sorry for being gone for so long! I have another oneshot in progress and shoutout to faith1704, she's helping me out with that new chapter and so please go check her out!! Now this oneshot is is purely for shits and giggles, credit to Kurtis Conner, I got this directly from his second cringey imagines video. ENJOY!!

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"Oh my God! Somebody help!! My baby is stuck in that burning building!!" I scream at the people gathering around to gawk at the flames rolling out from the windows.

"a ha ha ha...Sah gurl.." I turn around when I hear creepy fuck-boy laughter. It's Liam Payne?? "It's YourMan, whatchu need?" He asks calmly as if he can't see the building up in flames beside us.

"Uh, yeah, can you help? My baby is in there...you see that burning building right there? Yeah, can you save my baby??" I say, agitated at the way he stands against a light pole with a dumb smirk and dark sunglasses over eyes. Like a frat boy looking for the next notch in his bedpost, "Please, go, please, go save my baby. Like seriously, please help."

"Ahh shit, yo that fire's hot but you know what's hotter?" He looks at me with that high-off-his-ass attitude in silence.

I look at him and then back at the fire. My mouth falls open in shock. I try to make a sentence but no words come to mind. I just look at him in disbelief, unable to fathom the fact that he's hitting on me as my baby is cooking like a chicken strip.

"You." He wags his tongue at me and fuck-boy laughs again. Still standing there like an idiot with his hands crossed at his crotch area. Seriously, this guy is like a stereotypical frat boy. Like, get this boy a keg and a polo, please.

"Wha..bro what?? What are yo- Go save my baby!?"

"You hear that? I just said you're hotter than fire." He laughs again and I'm on the edge of insanity.

"Do something!! Go save my baby!" I throw my hands up in the air and I look at him pointedly.

"Oh my God, I've had enough of this baby. It's baby this, and baby that, what are you? Justin Beiber?--"

"Anyone? Anyone at all? Gonna save my baby? I don't know what he's saying--"

"Come on? I'm your hero--"

"Oh thank God...Yeah, I don't know what you're saying or why you're here, but that firefighter--" He mumbles a quick 'fuck your firefighter dude', "--just rescued my baby so please could you just leave me alone?"

"Your loss, babe," He shakes his head but his frat boy face quivers, "Your loss, babe...fuck you..." He voice cracks and you can hear the tears in his voice as he chokes up. His face contorts as if he's constipated.

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HAH! The vid is so much funnier than this written version. IM SORRY IT'S SO BAD!!!