Patrick: hey bae *walks in the house*
Varia: wessup baby
Patrick: *gives her a kiss* nothing much
Varia: *has a weird look on her face* Tf!?
Patrick: huh?
Varia: nothing
upstairs
Varia: Patrick wtf??
Patrick: what??!
Varia: Bruh I'm sorry but you...stan *pauses* don't smell to good
Patrick: lol
Varia: I'm fr
Patrick: ok ok *gets up and takes a shower*
15 mins later
Patrick: *lays down on the bed* happy
Varia: yes
Patrick: OK
Varia: Patrick why you come home smelling like nasty, stank, expired pu$$y?
Patrick: *starts laughing*
Varia: its not funny Patrick I'm fr...you be out there fuckin stank bitches!?!!!?
Patrick: No
Varia: then wtf??
Patrick: Varia..baby.....I'm telling you idk why!
Varia: Mhm..OK
Patrick: OK *gives her a kiss* goodnight my heart
Varia: good night my fish
