"Hey! Can I play with your tennis ball?"
"Sure!"
Five minutes later
"Does this mean we are friends again?"
"No." *returns tennis ball*
"Hey can I borrow your homework?"
"Sure!"
Five minutes later
"Does this mean we're friends again?"
"No." *returns homework*
"Hey can I borrow your goggles for the pool?"
"Sure!"
Twenty minutes later
*wants to go underwater but can't without the goggles* "Does this mean we're friends again?"
"No." *keeps goggles*
"Hey! Can I borrow your phone?"
"Fine."
2 hours later
*needs to use their phone, but doesn't want to ask for it* "Does this mean we're friends again?"
"No." *continues using the phone*
"Hey! Can I-"
"No."
"Huh? What do you mean no?
"No. Whatever you want, the answer is no."
"Don't you want to be my friend?"
"After what you've put me through? No."
