Redo"Ryoma Hoshi x O/C Luca Lockheart

page 7 meeting the headmaster part2

The lights turned back on and we all looked forward to see that the stage lights started turning on and a bear of black and white jumped up and sprouted wings and then dropped down then the wings fell off and then it started speaking"I am the god of this new world...and headmaster of the ultimate academy!,the one,the only...monokuma!nice to meetcha!"the bear called monokuma said"yayyyyy! father's here!"monotaro said"hell yeah!another epic entrance form Papa Kuma!"monokid said"daddy is soooo cool"monophanie said"my cute little cubs! you're all so freakin' cute!the only reason I can tolerate your tiresome antics is cuz you're all so cute,even when the prologue is going way too long,I'll allow it because you guys are cute,in fact,the very first prologue ever was only short cuz you cutie-patooties weren't there"monokuma said"pops...are you mad at us?"monosuke asked"don't be an idiot!I would never get mad at my cute little cubs!"monokuma said"Gahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!he is mad!"monokid said"but...daddy is still cool even when he's angry"monophanie said"pops is from a planet of handsome bears that get cooler as they get angrier,super monokuma,super monokuma2,super monokuma3,and finally super monokuma4---"monosuke said(but got cut off then it became street fighters)"how many times do I gotta say it!?I'm not mad!!!"monokuma said"AHHHHH!father just transformed into a super monokuma good super monokuma!"monotaro said"that's only possible when six monokumas of pure heart are gathered together!"monophanie said"it's the power you bust out when you really wanna fuck the world's shit up!"monokid said"a power ya only see when the gods themselves do battle!"monosuke said then everything was normal again"anyway,I'm really not mad,in fact,I gotta admit that I'm actually proud of you guys,you kids really stand out from the rest of the second-generation failures in the world"monokuma said"isn't that a little harsh?I'm sure there are some second-generation success stories..."monophanie said"I can't think of any,thought---"monosuke said but got cut off and it went back to street fighters again"if you can't think of any, it's cuz there's none worth remembering!"monokuma said"but father remembers!cuz he knows everything!"monotaro said"holy shit! that's right,Papa Kuma!you know all kinds of useless crap!"monokid said"cuz daddy gets all his alternate facts from the most trusted names in fake news!"monophanie said then it went back to normal"heehee!I love embracing my children! they're so cute,I just can't help myself! usually,ratings will plummet when mascots appear in sequels too much...but in this case,rating are throughout the roof!all thanks to the cute monokubs!"monokuma said"wh-what is this? what's going on?"kaede asked"another teddy bear appeared...I can see it...the despair and madness swirling around that cursed thing... "tsumugi said"yes,but that is no ordinary teddy bear"kiyo said"whoa...first of all,I'm no teddy bear,I'm monokuma and show some respect!I'm the headmaster of the ultimate academy for gifted juveniles!"monokuma said"...headmaster?"one~san said"it appears to be some sort of autonomous robot with a built-in A.I.,like me..."kiibo said"dong,dong,dong!"monotaro said"the exisals are different,though! they're brainless buckets of bolts!"monosuke said"they're mindless pretty killing machines that can only be controlled by us,the monokubs"monophanie said"autonomous robots piloting weapons platforms this is certainly turning into quite the story"ryoma said "well that may be,but what I'm worried about this"killing game"you mentioned,what exactly does that mean?"rantaro asked"puplhu...puhuhuhuhu..." monokuma laughed"what is so amusing?"kirumi asked"it's just...when I said it before,I kinda just phoned it in and now I feel awkward...I want you students with your ultimate-level talents to participate in a killing game"monokuma said"k-killing game us?"kaede said"please stop joking"kiibo said"why would we agree to participate in a killing game"kaede said"huh?you guys don't wanna do it?"monokuma said"c-coures not! gentleman not hurt people!"gonta said"but if you've looked around the academy,then you already know,don't you?the academy is surrounded by a huge wall,you can't escape to the outside world...and as long as we have the exisals,you can't defy us,in other words...I hold the power of life and death over each and every one of you" monokuma said"so do what you say if we don't want to die"rantaro said"y-you gotta be kidding me!why would friends kill each other!?"tenko asked"...who said you guys were friends?you guys aren't friends at all... you're enemies out to kill each other"monokuma said"e-enemies...?"shuichi said"what enemies?!"kaede said shocked while i held my head"hmmm,I still have a lot to learn from father about sarcasm"monotaro said"all this talkin' is buggin' the shit outta me!I gotta beat up monodam to relieve the stress!"monokid said"but...I don't like that,I'm not good with violence or gore or sad situations,um,daddy...instead of a killing game ,could we do a rock-paper-scissors tournament?"monophanie asked"who'd wanna play a game where on one dies!?"monosuke asked"well,you do have a compassionate personality, it's so cute I can barely stand it,why, it's cute enough to eat!,cute enough that I wanna eat it!"monokuma said"...eh?"monophanie said"hey, monophanie,you might wanna dial back the cute schtick a bit"monotaro said"cool it with the banter,I want to ask something,how are we supposed to kill each other?are you going to give us weapons?"ryoma asked"what the hell,man!?what are you asking"kaito asked"we need to get info from them for,we can't do anything if we don't know anything"ryoma said"weapons?huh?what kinda barbaric display are you envisioning?you couldn't be more wrong,why,at the ultimate academy for gifted juveniles...the killing game is quite the refined, sophisticated experience!"monokuma said"sophisticated experience?"one~san asked"yes...here the killing game is punctuation by class trials"momokuma said"class trials..."kaede said"ok!let us explain! alright,so if one of you maggots kills someone,you all gotta take part in a class trial"monotaro said"the class trial is where the blackened killer faces off against their spotless classmates"monosuke said"it's where you punkasses bitches argue over who you fuckin' think the blackened is!after that, it's voting time!and if the majority of you idiots vote correctly "monokid said"th-then only the blackened killer will receive pu-pu-punishment...hrk...!so cruel...just imagining all the blood and gore...makes me wanna puke"monophanie said"after the blackened is punished,the rest of youse'll just keep right on livin' together"monosuke said"but!if you vote for the wrong person during the class trial...the blackened get off scot-free,and all the spotless students get punished instead!"monotaro said"hell yeah!them's the rules of the class trail!woo-hoo-hoo!aooowww!"monokid said"ahhh,too much!that explanation revealed way too much!you gotta be more coy! flirtatious! seductive!just like your old man!"monokuma said"gross..."himiko said"the point is, it's not enough to kill someone you also have to survive the class trial"monokuma said"kill without being caught and then survive the trial...sounds eerily similar to the real world"rantaro said"you think so?then the outside world must be masterfully designed---even at its cruelest"monokuma said"one can likely imagine...but I shall ask,just in case...what is the"punishment"you mentioned earlier?"kiyo asked"simply put, it's an execution!"monokuma said"punishment time"i whispered to myself said"if you do a crime,you get punished for it, that's,like,the most basic rule of society but this is a killing game so the punishment for murder is a bit more... permanent"monokuma"wait permanent I think I heard this before"i whispered to myself"ooh!I wonder what kinda punishments there'll be!?lots of blood and guts and brain,I bet!the kinda stuff the gives me a raging boner!"monokid said"what!?monokid,you already have a boner!?"monotaro asked"y-yeah!I'm so hard right now!"monokid said"blood...guts...brain... BLRGHBLRGHBLRGHBLRGHBLRGH!" monophanie puked"whoa! monophanie just puked!"monosuke said"I'm so Freakin' hard!"monokid said"huh?puke gives you a boner,too?"monotaro asked"ah-hahahahahaha!you kids are just adorable!"monokuma said"wh-what the hell's cute about that!?"kaito said"alright,I'm over this boring exposition---let's get this heart-pounding killing school semester started already!you have free reinnto murder however you like,too,like bludgeoning!or stabbing!fellin'cheap?try strangulation!feelin'lazy?try poisoning!whether you shoot,burn, drown,blow up,crash, electrocute,or laugh your victim to death,you can use any method you like to kill anybody you like, any way you like!,at the ultimate academy for gifted juveniles,you will realize your murderous potential! seventeen talented teenage prodigies,all competing for first place in a killing game... there's no better setting for an event like this than the ultimate academy!"monokuma said"killing school semester... it's like a game"rantaro said"kehehe...risking our lives for some silly game is absurd"kiyo said"it doesn't seem like it'll be boring, though"kokichi said"hey! how can you degenerates be so call!?"tenko asked"th-this has to be a lie...right? it's...a lie,right?"tsumugi said,"it feels like it's fiction,like stroies on TV,a scenario so removed from reality,we can hardly believe it's happening"I wispered covering my ears so I wouldn't hear the voices"i-i don't want...to be in a killing game... it's wrong,I... I'd never do that"shuichi said"puhuhu...well,if you don't wanna participate in the killing game, that's goona be a problem,cuz the killing game is the only reason you're here"momokuma said"... what?"ahuichi said"now then, unleash your talents and have a happy, homicidal, hilarious killing game!"monokuma said"w-wait just a minute!"kaede said"...hm?"monokuma said"no matter what you say...we won't do it! we'll never participate in a killing game! whatever you have planning,I'm not gonna let you get away with it!"kaede said"k-kaede!you shouldn't just defy that thing---"tenko said but got cut off"no,no!I welcome her resistance!that kinda defiant spirit is important to the killing game, it's fun to watch the defiant ones eventually snap and get their hands dirty..."monokuma said"wh-what do you mean by that...?"kaede asked"everyone loves that kinda brutality in a death game! especially me!it never gets old! it's so fun and entertaining that I just get un-BEAR-ably pumped up!plus,as the headmaster, it's my job to force you to do it,ahahahahahahaha!kyahahahahahahaha!"momokuma said as everyone just stood dumbfounded surrounded by the laughter of monokuma and his cubs, everything about this is familiar a school in a cage,ultimates trapped inside,bears and deadly weapons and new people to protect forced to play a killing game.

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