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-meeting at a club
-immediately hitting it off *in unison* "god she's such a slut" "oh my God you think so too!"
-buying him drinks bc the kid's broke af "I'll pay you back later" "next rounds on me"
-bitch never pays you back
-being extremely comfortable and open around each other "thank God you left the door unlocked. I gotta shit" "Oh cmon y/n I'm showering here don't stink it up"
-lowkey having a crush on him at first
-deciding friendship was better than a relationship
-shopping together
-him being brutally honest with you "does this make me look fat?" "yes. Maybe a belt? Bring out those beautiful body of yours"
-not being mad bc he's fixed your fashion emergencies
-him introducing you to his family
-threatening to end your friendship if you dated one of his siblings
-flirting with Diego just to make him mad
-maybe actually liking him🤷♀️
-maybe even being caught making out 🤷♀️
-him not doing anything about it bc he loves you too much
-okay maybe a small brotherly fight
-borrowing each other's clothes
-spilling the tea☕ on your exes "He was only with me for my feet! Like, I'm all for a little kinkyness but when your gunna have me jerk you off with my feet then you've gotta return the favor bud"
-large arguments over stupid things "seems like a selfish lover" "no he gives me Dom vibes. He likes to take care of his significant other" "Okay so you're telling that Five is gunna take precious time out of HIS BUSY SCHEDULE JUST TO PLEASE SOMEONE" "THE MAN CAN TIME TRAVEL HE HAS ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD "YEAH BUT HE'S BEEN WITH DOLORES FOR 45 YEARS. SHE CAN'T FEEL SHIT"
-making up 5 seconds later
-being each other's wing man "you heard of big dick energy? Yeah well my friend Klaus is radiating it"
-making sobriety packs
-breaking them almost immediately "im bored you wanna get high?" "I never thought you'd ask"
-clubbing every chance you get
-always catching rides with Diego "Klaus my car's outside" "Yeah, but this our thing. He loves it"
-being the only one worried when he goes missing "hey have you guys seen Klaus? I haven't talked to him since last night" "he's probably in some alleyway trying to get his next fix"
-getting mad bc his family doesn't respect him "you guys are such assholes. Is that all you see him as? Some junkie?"
-you so happen to be at the bus stop when he had his break down "Klaus, where have you been?"
-he's doesn't respond
-you don't even questioning the exploding briefcase or the new look
-you lay on the floor and big spoon him
-feeling like your heart was being ripped in half
-him talking about Dave 😢 "he's to one of the only people I've loved more than myself"
-crying for like 10 years bc Klaus only loved one man
-you giving him forehead kissing bc they make him feel loved
-calling him a junkie
-but palyfully
-him never thinking anyone is good enough for you "I JUST SEEN HIM WITH SOME GIRL. HE'S CHEATING" "that's his mom you idiot"
-you're too good for the world let's be honest
-him saying ben's talking shit "Ben just called you a whore" "he said you look like a rat" "you can tell Ben to fuck off"
-it's really him
-never missing your shows (soz if you have no talent like me)
-almost always showing up late and high
-but never missing it
-supportive af
-#hypeman
-the loudest one in the crowd "that's my best friend!" "y/n, y!/n, y/n"
-dropping everything for each other "my goldfish died" "Oh shit okay I'll be right there. Sorry Tony you'll have to finish up by yourself"
-sleep overs
-you shaving his beard in his sleep
-let's be honest be looks so fucking cute without one
-hours spent in the bathroom as he dyes your hair
-making him try a thong to go with his lace up pants
-him actually enjoying it
-flirting all the time
-making each other blush
-people constantly thinking you're dating "you two together?"
-watching Misfits (in the middle of watching it rn) "im kind of into Simon and Kelly" "I don't understand why they find Nathan annoying. He's the best one"
-getting tested together cuz y'all fuck around too much
-#bestfriendgoals amirite ladies
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I don't even know what best friends do tbfh Gotta go find me one
