Nobody's POV
Al smiled "its a BIG family and I have to many cousins so it'll take a while".
"We have more then enough time" Mrs weasley said anxiously awaiting to find out her children's spouses and kids.
"Ok" scorp said "al we'll go from Bill to Ron since they already know your parents and siblings".
"Right ok" al shifted slightly taking Jen for support "ok short descriptions, Remus and tonks get married" lots of gasp Remus paled "they have on child named Edward remus lupin he likes to be called Teddy" Remus opened his mouth to say something "no he is not a wear wolf he is a metamorphmagus but he does get cranky around the full moon and has a obsession with chocolate".
Tonks was smiling so wide and runs to remus hugging him close Sirius cheered "YES WE ARE FINALLY FAM MOONY".
"Shhhh" al scolded "honestly Jen is only 5 months old she's not exactly used to a lot a noise now if y'all don't keep was voices down I'll most definitely be hexing y'all's mouths shut understood" everyone gulped and nodded Al's face softened and smiles slightly taking jennet from scorp "thank you, Teddy is 24 born April 24th 1998, next is uncle Bill who marries Fleur delacour they have 3 kids Victorie lup....weasley shes 22 born may 2 2000 exactly 2 years after the war then Dominique weasley she's 20 born June 8th 2002 then Louis weasley your youngest he's the same age as my brother 17 born January 1st 2005".
Bill was in shock "wow I marry Fleur have 3 kids".
"Yep" scorp said "Charlie remains single and married to his dragons".
Al says "uncle Percy married Audrey Clearwater they have two daughters Molly born June 9th 2005 age 17 and Lucy born November 3rd 2008 age 13 almost 14".
Charlie smiles scorp says "George marries Angelina Johnson they have 2 kids who are twins Fred and Roxanne weasley both are 17 and uncle Fred is umm........ Fred remains single saying there is a bunch of single women he doesn't want to disappoint".
Fred grins Mrs weasley looked horrified Al says "uncle Ron marries Hermione Granger......".
"What" Ron and Hermione fainted as Harry said "ha I knew it".
They woke up "I marry Hermione" Ron says as Hermione says "I marry Ron".
"Yup" al said grinning "y'all have 2 kids rose is my age and before Hogwarts we we're best friends shes 15 almost 16 on August 30th born in 2006 and a little brother named Hugo weasley he's 14 born April 23rd".
"Wow......just.......wow" they both say.
Scorpius was laughing his ass off "I knew it they'll react that way I mean who wouldn't".
Al says "also Teddy and Vic are married with a daughter named Lyra Theodora Lupin and she has a twin brother named Adrian Jon Lupin both are two years old" that did it Bill fainted.
Al just smiles, Hermione says "I'm sorry I have to ask how did Jen come out, was labor the same as women I'm sorry I'm so curious".
Al laughs some "it's fine Everyone was curious about it at home also".
"I'm definitely curious" Harry said and everyone else agreed.
"Ok labor for guys is 10× worse then girls" Al said shivering at the thought "it hurts worse for us cause our body's are not built to carry children more less give birth and honestly it hurt so bad you'll rather face the cruciontius Cruse a thousand times" everyone winced "yeah and also she came out the same way she got in".
"Alllllll" scorp looked horrified.
"What it's true".
"I know it's true I was there but it sounded weird also you could've said she cane out natural".
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Scorbus Time Travel
FanfictionAlbus Potter and scorpius Malfoy are both Slytherin 6th years. They are boyfriend and boyfriend but one day they were together with there daughter when they got thrown to August 17th 1995.
