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Dust: *slams hand on table*
Classic: "GET YO DUSTY CRUSTY mUsTy ASS HANDS OFF OF THE TABLE. THIS IS TABLE ABUSE."

Dussic: *poof dragons*
Dust: "Welp. Looks like Classic's gotta start calling me Daddy Dragon now~"
Classic: "you get the couch the rest of the month-"

Classic: "I hate myself."
Dust: "THIS IS THE HATE POLICE. STOP HATING UR INCREDIBLE SELF OR YOUR GOIN TO JAIL."
Classic: "IM NOT GOING BACK TO YOUR KINKY AS* JAIL—"

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