Just a heads-up: some of the comebacks here were either edited or made by me..!
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Aries= Sorry, it's just that you have a very punchable face
Taurus= If I wanted a b!tch, I would've bought a dog
Gemini 1= You are such a wonderful... amazing... intelligent person! Oh, wait, sorry. I thought we were having a lying competition
Gemini 2= My condolences, but I think you've mistaken me for a Horror who gives a damn about you
Cancer 1= As a scientist, I'll say the universe is made up of neutrons, protons and electrons. But as my honest myself, I would include morons
Cancer 2= Do yourself a favour and ignore anyone who tells you to be yourself. Bad idea in your case
Leo= *wearing a cop costume* You have the right to remain silent... because whatever you say will probably be stupid anyway
Virgo= You don't know me, you just wish you did
Libra= You should have your own container to live in. Like me. But make sure your one's not transparent... Nor hearable... Nor near mine
Scorpio= Too bad you can't Photoshop your own personality
Sagittarius= Your so fat that your shadow would cast its own shadow
Capricorn= Roses are red, violets are blue. I have five fingers, the third one's for you
Aquarius= I rather drown twice than to know you're breathing
Pisces= Earth is full. Go home.
