Free writing
Angry angry angry angry. Yeah, I've had a bad week, and I'm quite annoyed and angry at the world. Fun! Speaking of angry, is anyone else slightly disturbed at ####'s talk yesterday. When he said that if we committed theft, then it would be, I quote, 'dire for you, your parents, your grandparents, your friends, and you school teachers. You will have to say goodbye to them all'. To me, this is implying that if we steal, then #### is going to unleash a hit squad on EVERYBODY WE'VE EVER KNOWN and murder them. I can almost imagine it now, after speaking to the thief in a very stern manner, he then suddenly adopts a kind persona, tells the person that it will be forgotten, and asks them to leave. And then when they leave, he presses a button on his desk and says two words: 'Kill them'.
Waste garden
When my dad 'gardens', all it seems he ever does is basically remove green thing from the garden until we're just left with twigs.
Poison tree
I do not like trees. I think they have some sort of vendetta against me. Once, when I was in my primary school (ironically, called Poplars Farm) which is a mile in that direction (point to school), we went for a walk to the Bolton Woods (more tree-related names!) Quarry behind the school. On the way back, a tree attacked me. I am not joking. I wasn't being careless, or not paying attention to where I was going. I simply walked down the path, and a tree attacked me.
Saddest city
Yeah, I have nothing for this, I'm too busy enjoying my breadsticks :D
The clock's loneliness
Clocks are quite lonely, aren't they? You never need to have two clocks next to each other ... well, unless you have a clock collection .... like Captain Hook in Hook, or that German dude who lives in that train.
Rage of poetry
I dunno about what rage poetry possesses, BUT I HAVE RAGE AGAINST POETRY! I do not like it, I never did, and it is does my great pleasure to have the knowledge that I never ever ever EVER have to study any poetic piece again in my life. Woop woop! Poetry was my downfall in my English GCSE ... not that I did that badly, I got a A and a B, which, given that I thought I was going to epically fail it, is a relief :D
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Creative Writing Anthology 2011-12
No FicciónStuff I wrote in my school's Creative Writing. Each session began with free writing, which we just wrote random stuff to get our brain going. And then specific tasks followed.
