It's Brittany bitch
I have icy blonde hair and my glare could even make a rock move. So a few days ago I got kidnapped and my boyfriend did too but like right before I broke up wit him. Awkward.
"Move you stupid bitch" the ugly guy said
"Shut your homeless looking stinky beaver greasy almond head, ass up " I say back
Ugh he's pissing me off. I dab on him cause he's a hater but what is this? Gasp! He does the dougie and ANNIHELATES ME
I throw my Louis Vuitton red bottom 10 inch heel at him
"Cheap ass raggedy bitch this shoe is a FAKE. Get your messy self out "
"HOW IS IT FAKE YOU SLIMY OSTRICH!! MY SUGAR DADDY BOUGHT JT FOR ME!!"
"La gaspe. You cheated on me you cockroach " my boyfriend Shawn mendes says
"hunty this shoe is almost as fake as your butt, now get out of my face you unsymmetrical triangle looking ass out of my face"
I go into a blind rage. I hit him so hard he lands in America and destroys the wall that trump had made invincible. I am now the national hero. All hail me.
"It's Brittany bitch! Bitch bitch Brittany! Brittany bitch! All hail the supreme bitch!" My followers (more like creeps) chant. I grace them with my presence . They all look like their name is Karen ugj I hate Karen.
In my high school days Karen used to try and bully me.
~flashback~
"Brittany you have cool sock" the disaster Karen said
"you have the nerve to say that. Im Brittany bitch. I don't wear socks SO WHY ARE YOU POINTING OUT MY INSECURITIES??!!!"
I grab her by the neck and snatch her wig. But turns out she wasn't wearing a wig her hair just looked wack. She bled out and died on the floor
Then I stole her boyfriend Shawn mendes from her and she even tried to haunt me. I smacked that dodo bird looking ass to the moon where the werewolves ate her.
-mishal
