jimothy, my best friend is like sooper hotness. his face is sculpted. his stormy grey eyes hold all of the storms inside of them. his golden sand hair flows with sunshine. his yellow teeth glint at me when he smirks at me. what a hottie.
"jomthyyyy I love you :(!!! love me back hoe!!!!!"
"I'm sorry, amandlay, im too dangerous for you! I can't put you in that danger!!!!!" he wails
" fine take your scraggly raggedy ass to the DUMPSTER! but know, you belong with me!!"
Taylor swift bursts out from behind the garbage can, singing
"taytay, are you reallllllyyyy serenading my man who's not my man rn? you wanna go?" this bitch NODS her head!!! I grab her by her ramen noodle dusty hair and YANK AND A BUNCH OF LICE FALLS OUT!!!!! EW!!!!
"u rusty hoe! ur lice infested garbage head belongs no where NEAR ME! Jimothy, STOPP EATING IT!!!! I KNOW UR FRIDGE IS EMPTY BUT U CANT FLIRT WITH ANOTHER GIRL LIKE THIS IN FRNT OF ME!"
I hit jiomothy so hard across the head, that he flies across the room, knocking out Taylor, he hits the fire hydrant and SUDDENLY THE POWER OF THE WATER INFUSES IN HIM! he becomes a hunk!!!!
"jimothyth, you Never told me your father was Poseidon?" I sway into his buff, strong arms!
"I told you im dangerous! you filthy mortals need to listen to me! now I must go sacrifice our love for a measly red head who's different from other girls to carry my lineage!"
he flies away.
'JIMOTHYYRHHYYYYYŸ HØW COULD YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!" I lay on the floor and weep. my tears are so much, they flow down to the puddle jimothy left behind. THE PUDDLE TIURNS TO ICE!
"hello my dear. jiomtugy is not the only special one! you are my daughter dearest! go get your manz/" I turn slowly and GASP.
"elsa - I mean mother- how could this happen ? I knew I was special BUT I THOUGHT I WAS MORE SOECIAL THAN THIS! ALL YOU DO IS PUT YOUR PEOPLE IN DANGER!!"
she scowls at me. " u were adopted anyway hoe!"
'elsie, I don't even have red HAIR! I cannot carry his lineage!!!!" she spins her finger around AND MY HAIR IS BRIGHT RED!!!!! OMG JIMOTHHYGY WILL LOVE ME FOREVER!!!
Elsa turns around to walk away from me, but I rush her. I shove her into the ground and make her faint. I snatch her ratty tatty wig off (that's where her true powers lied) and put it on. I rush to find jimhntohygthy.
I know he will be at the smelliest place - he makes everything smell bad sigh *heart eyes* and I finally locate him. HES SITTING WITH A WALMART HAIR DYE RED HAIR BITCH!!!! AND MAKING HEART EYES AT HER!!!! SHE IS NOT LKE OTHER GIRLS! SHE ATE HIS PLATE!!!!!
I land next to the two of them, about to put him into his place, under me.
he sees me. "oh em geeee!!!! emoly this is my girl best friend that I told you about!!! look at her!!!" I FUMEEE I AM MORE THAN THAT
"did you know emoly, jumohty's favourite food is lice and he gets cold easily? you probably didn't know that BC IM HIS BEST FRIENDND HAHAHAH HIS MOM LOVES ME OMG DEB INVITED ME TO DINNER THIS WEEKEEND,.!!"
emoly looks at me up and down, 'ur not a red head bitch u can never have him." I CACKLE AND THEY ALL FEAR ME.
using my ice powers I strip the fake hair colour from her infected head. JIMOTJTHY FALLS OVER IN PAIN OF HEARTBREAK! I rip my wig off and declare "IM THE ONLY REAL RED HEAD LEFT HOES! JOMTHY YOU BELING WITH ME!"
"yeah you belong with me yeah"Taylor pops up again, but this time I don't mind. Im carrying my love of my life securely in my arms to our forever home, Alcatraz. ahhh true love.
