Man jasper should be on a live commercial advertisement.
Me: Hmm... which is the Real jasper.Jasper: it's ME! That's the imposter
Jasper 2 a.k.a Tony the tiger off of that
Frosted flakes commercial: what!?You have the nerv-- No! You have the
AUDACITY to accuse me when your
Not even a REAL jasper when you are
A fake character off of a cartoon show.Me: ..........you do realize your fake to
Right? Your a talking animal?Tony: no I'm not
Me: yes you are you talking about how jasper is a fake character well
So are you . you are Tony the tiger off of that frosted flakes commercialTony: ahhh shit...
*jasper and me walk away*
Jasper: ...i have no words for this
1. What is "eating" please be specific
Human...Me: well at least it ain't cannibalism...
😅 😐 😑 😵 disgusting...Me: how ironic I'm doing su memes
Right now... I honestly don't know
What to think...Jasper: first eating now dinner what
In the name of homeworld is dinner!?
Secondly I'm not a psychoMe: ok than explain why in jailbreak
You headbutted garnet then electrocuted garnet with a destabilizer got the ship crashed
And fuse with lapis into malachite
Then hurt amethyst feelings and then
Stupidly tried to fuse with a corrupted
Gem in the beta kindergarten while
Fighting against smoky quartz.Jasper: ... *walks away*