Y'all who read this are fucking awesome. Like why this shit had 300 reads is beyond me but like I think SOME FUCKED UP SHIT. Like the other day my twitter bio was like "I'm Daddy now what can I do" and then I changed it to "excuse me officer are you a flat earther?" Like who tf just randomly thinks that shit. Anyway. Yea. Fuck me.
Real shit thou I'd pay top dollar for Jacksepticeye to nail my ass to the wall. Not sexually, literally bitch. FUCKING GET OUT THAT MOFUCKING NAIL GUN, HOLD ME UP BY MY THROAT AND NAIL MY CLOTHES TO THE WALL.
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18+ thoughts that i can't share with my friends
Non-Fictionweird things about youtubers, vents about my life and a lot of oversharing.