Wait! She Knows Who We Are and She Didn't Fangirl?!

The begining of the PRANKS!!!

A/N: Okay, I realize how much this chapter is painful to read, but keep in mind, this is one of the VERY FEW chapters that are going to be far-fetched, but it may or may not be necessary in the future... literally... I don't even know yet, anyway, ENJOY 

Harry’s POV

NO! We could not let those two get away with beating us at paintball. That was our game! I called the boys into my room. Once they were all in I started the meeting. “Hey guys what do you think about pranking the girls?” I asked them smirking evilly. They all exchanged looks and smiled evilly back at me. “WAIT,” Liam said, we all stared at him. “We can’t prank the girls too bad; technically they are our body guards” “ugh, don’t remind me,” I moaned. “He’s right though,” said Zayn, “they could ‘accidently’ let a few fans through to you,” yah or they could ‘think’ that we were robbers, and ‘accidently’ paralyze us,” said Niall.

“Fine!” I said “let’s set their alarms to 4:30 in the morning”. “Okay,” they all agreed. We crept into their room like the ninja’s we were and set the alarm for 4:30. We didn’t set our alarms because we knew that the girls’ screams would wake us up.

Jo’s POV

RRIIIINNNNNGGGG, my alarm sounded. I looked at the clock. Oh it’s 4:30! Wait… we didn’t set our alarms last night. Oh well, must have been the boys, I smirked this was probably the saddest idea for a prank ever, and obviously Paul didn’t tell them our sleeping schedule: go to bed at 1:00 am and wake up at 4:00 am. Technically we overslept for thirty minutes. Crystal and I don’t sleep a lot, we are trained to sleep for short periods of time because we have to stay alert. Sometimes we can go a week without sleeping, and still be in perfectly good condition.

I waddled over to Crystal’s bed and shook her awake. “Hey, Crystal, do you want to help me prank the boys?” Her eyes shot open, “absolutely, I still have some props from when we were with Justin!” I told her my plan and we went to work.

By six o’clock we finished setting up our pranks and we were fresh and ready, with breakfast on the table. We made pancakes, waffles, muffins, cinnamon buns, omelets, scrambled eggs, egg cheese and bacon sandwiches, bacon, buttermilk biscuits, and sausages.

Oh did I not mention that Crystal and I took culinary classes because apparently we would also have to take care of our employers, so not only would we have to protect them from directioners, but we would have to cook, clean, do laundry, and other fun stuff.

Crystal and I have been best friends since the beginning, our dads were spies and our families were always in danger, that’s why we were put in self defense classes. It came in handy MANY times, at the age of six we made a mature decision and decided that we wanted to be bodyguards, since our fathers were world renowned agents we got scholarships to the top bodyguarding college in the world. Yes we went to college at the age of six. Crystal and I were pretty smart, when kids our age were learning their ABC’s we were learning Shakespeare. When they were learning their numbers we were learning calculus.

Bodyguarding college was fun. It taught us the fundamentals of dealing with any situation. Crystal and I were always prepared, she had a necklace with a laser, while I have a ring with a laser, yes a real laser. We both had four rings, a bracelet, a belt, earrings, and a necklace each. My necklace had a GPS. She had a ring that let out a smoke that would knock out anybody in the room the ring was in, including us, that’s why we would have to throw the ring in to another room, or hold our breath until we leave. She also has a ring that can open, and when you open it a little blade with poison on the end sticks out. The poison is mild and can only knock someone out for four hours. She also has a ring that is a lie detector. I’ve got a ring that can call for help, and a ring that warn us if someone near us (other than us) has any weapons. We both have rings that allow us to record to conversations. We also have rings that can unlock any of our vehicles, which include a car, a helicopter, and a private jet; yes me and Crystal can drive. We got our licenses when we were eleven. We had our seats specially highered so that we could see over the steering wheel. Our bracelets are actually tazers, our belts were like grappling hooks (I feel like spider man when I use it), our earrings could let us listen to conversations in other room, and Crystal’s necklace was a tracking device that would let us track the boys.