Wait! She Knows Who We Are and She Didn't Fangirl?!

And the Tour Has Officially Began!

Jo's POV

After the joy rides, everyone came back inside. We sat down to watch a movie and decided to watch Mean Girls. The movie was really funny, but I had already watched it so midway through the movie I started checking my Twitter account. When the movie finished, it was nine o'clock, we decided to do something fun. We spent about three minutes choosing and came up with a... PIE EATING COMPETITION!!! But Liam, being "daddy direction" (pretty immature for a parent if you ask me) said that we would just get sugar high and tear the place down. I hate when he's right. So they came up with another idea, they decided to watch another movie. They started watching Finding Nemo. I stayed for the first part, then I put my phone down, and nudged Crystal, "hey do you want to leave," I asked her. She nodded vigorously. We left the flat and walked over to the grocery store; there, we bought about half of the store. You should have seen the cashier's face, he looked kind of like a weary pomegranate... Then we went over to IKEA and got some comforters for everyone. We ended up buying ice cream. By the time we were finished with our ice cream, we had reached the tour bus. We quickly put the food into the cabinets and laid out the comforters. Then we decided to go to the park, we quickly sprinted over there like little kids and played on the slides, swings, and seesaw. We had a lot of fun, even though I got stuck in the baby swings... It was about three o'clock A.M.; Crystal and I were on the normal swings, (not the baby swings) suddenly I pulled out my phone, I had to remind the driver to show up at seven. I dug through my pockets, but I couldn't find it. "Did you see my phone," I asked Crystal, she looked at me, confused, "did you need it to call the driver," she asked. I nodded, "I already called him," she said. "Thanks," I said relieved. She nodded, and we went back to talking. About fifteen minutes later, we decided to head home.

We unlocked the door to the flat and walked into the living room. We saw... five boys (guess who) pacing around, and we saw the girls and John looking at them with mix of annoyance and amusement on their faces. Well, everyone except Rain... she was just watching a scary movie fest that was on... Crystal pulled out her iphone and started to record the scene. We watched them for about three minutes, I began to realize why the others were getting annoyed at the boys. I nudged Crystal. She put her phone away with a huff. Then I cleared my throat. Eleven pairs of eyes snapped up to Crystal and I, Rain's eyes were still glued to the gory scenes on the TV screen. Liam strode over to us, angrily. "WHERE WERE YOU GUYS," he screamed in our faces. Unfazed by his actions I replied, "in the park". He started sputtering in anger. "WHAT WERE YOU DOING IN THE PART AT THREE IN THE MORNING," he exclaimed. "Selling drugs," Crystal replied annoyed, her voice flooding with sarcasm, the girls and John began snickering, "we were playing I responded, before Liam could scold us farther. "AT THREE IN THE BLOODY MORNING," he questioned, obviously still upset. I nodded in reply. "Why didn't you pick up your phone," he questioned, "I left it on the table," I said, pointing at the coffee table *author steps in* DIDN'T YOUR MOTHER TEACH YOU THAT POINTING IS RUDE!!! *everyone else in the world begins randomly pointing* I WILL ADD YOU ALL TO MY BOOK AND THEN KILL YOU OFF! *author steps out* well, that was a bit rude... ANYWAYS... "oh," Liam said. "Here," Harry said, picking up my phone, he began to toss it to me, but then froze. "You follow Niall on Twitter," he questioned. I nodded. "Do you follow all of us," he asked, "Nope," I replied, "only Niall". "Why," he asked curiously. "I had no reason to unfollow him," I shrugged. "How long have you been following him," Liam asked curiously, "about five years now, why?" "FIVE YEARS," Louis screamed in surprise. "WHO GAVE HIM SUGAR," Crystal yelled. Everyone pointed at Harry, "run," she told him calmly. "What," he asked, obviously confused. "I said... RUN," she exclaimed, louder this time. His eyes widened and he ran out of the room. After a few moments of feeling sorry for Harry, Niall walked up to me. "Why have you followed me for that long, I didn't even know you back then," he said. "Then why do you follow me," I asked innocently. "I don't follow you, the only people I followed were my mum, my brother, my nanny-," "BINGO." I yelled. "What," he said, obviously shocked. "Niall, how old was your nanny when she left," I asked him, "ten," replied, turning red. "Oh, you had a nanny when you were about five," Liam asked, still as clueless as ever. "No," Niall said, turning the deepest red I've ever seen on someone's face, "I had a nanny from when I was 11 to a year before I auditioned for X-Factor". The room went silent. Then all of a sudden, everyone started to laugh, except for Niall, Rain, and I. "Y-you had a n-nanny t-that was f-five years y-younger t-than you," Zayn said, laughing. "Hey, you guys do realize you have two bodyguards that are at least five years younger than you two, right," I shot back. The guys stopped laughing, "and you girls do realize that we're at least five years younger than you too," I said, shooting them a look. They stopped too. "What does that have to do with anything, Niall said, his face slowly representing the shade of a normal human being, and less of an apple's. I face palmed. "What was did you call your nanny," I asked him. He thought for a moment, "I used to call her Jo J- oh..." he said. "I still don't get it," Liam said. Where's a brick wall I can use to smash my skull in when I need one? "I used to be Niall's nanny," I said slowly, so that they could understand. "Ohhhhhhhh," they all chorused. This time I just buried my face in my hands.