Crystal's POV
UGH! I HATE JO!!! She is so lucky, she left the house with 1/5 of One Direction; Zayn, he's the easiest to handle. She left me with the most hyper boys I had seen, ever. Louis was chasing Harry because they were in the middle of a twitcam and some fan said that she wanted some Larry Stylinson action. Niall was laughing at the scene, and Liam has been gone for almost two hours... oh well, he's supposed to be the responsible one. I plopped down on the couch next to Niall, who was looking like a retarded seal... then I smelled burning. I ran over to the kitchen and saw Liam next to a toaster, with a slice of bread that was in flames, inside of the partially glass toaster. I began to walk away. WAIT! WHAT?! I ran back inside the kitchen, threw Liam on my shoulder, ran out of the room, and dropped him onto the couch. Then I scrambled to the emergency fire extinguisher and blew out the fire. Then I walked over to Liam. "WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING?!?!?!" He shrunk down. "I was hungry..." he trailed off." I rubbed my temples. It seriously took all my strength to not grab a baseball bat and swing it at hi- *author steps into story* CRYSTAL! I HAVE TWO LETTERS FOR YOU PG DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THAT LITTLE CHILDREN MAY OR MAY NOT BE READING THIS BOOK?! DO YOU WANT THEM TO BE MORE SCARRED THEN THEY ALREADY ARE BY THIS STORY?!" *author steps out of story* "Do you want food," I sighed. He nodded. I walked away muttering some things that apparently can't be said in this book. *author steps in again* NOW WAS THAT SO HARD?!" *author steps out of story again* why was she yelling...
I strolled over to the kitchen and decided to make lunch, since Niall had apparently discovered what Jo had made for lunch... I decided to make some steak. I walked outside and started cooking. Over all I made seventeen steaks, then I made some hamburgers and hotdogs. When that was all wrapped up in the dining room and walked back into the kitchen decided to make one carrot cake and one marble cake. Then I got bored and made brownies dipped in chocolate, along with chocolate dipped strawberries, and chocolate covered potato chips. Then I decided to make something healthy and made a tropical smoothie with a splash of honey.
I walked back into the room with a piece of toast that wasn't on fire, and handed it to Liam. He thanked me and we all sat awkwardly on the couch until I decided to shout "TRUTH OR DARE!!!" They all nodded in agreement. "Okay, but what do we do if they chicken out," I asked. We all sat and thought about this for a minute, stroking our invisible goatees. Suddenly Niall shouted. "I got it!!!" We all looked up at him. Whoever chickens out has to go work out with Jo and Crystal. Doing exactly what they do, or at least try to. Crystal would have to let us prank her once without her doing anything back to us." We all nodded in agreement, except for Harry, he smirked. "Sure," he replied, "I can handle a few yoga poses. I just rolled my eyes. "ME FIRST," I quickly shouted, we were all in a circle, and we were going to go in order. "Okay," they all replied. I smirked at Harry. I dare you to French with Louis.
Harry visibly paled. Louis looked at him and then feigned hurt. "Hazza Bear, is there someone else?" Harry vigorously shook his head I pass. I smirked. It looks like he's going to be visiting hell tomorrow.
Harry's POV
Oh well, looks I'm working out with Jo and Crystal tomorrow. It's just some yoga or polities right? We went on. "Truth or dare," I asked Niall. "Dare," he replied nervously. I smirked. I dare you to do bloody Mary right now. He looked a lot paler than before. I almost always dare him to do this, after he watches Paranormal Activity 3. He never does it and I figured that I might want a gym partner, in case I get bored. He stood up and walked into the bathroom. HE WAS ACTUALLY GOING TO DO IT?! Wow, I guess working out with the girls was really boring for him. He came back out a minute later, looking relieved that Bloody Mary didn't get him. "Crystal, truth or dare," he asked. "Dare," she replied. "I dare you to tell me why were trained to be a body guard," she shrugged, "well," she began, "my dad is an international spy, so he has a lot of enemies. I needed to be able to defend myself." Liam went next. "Crystal, truth or dare," he asked. "Dare," she replied again. "I dare you to tell me if you left any important people in your life behind," "geez, if you wanted to play twenty questions you should have just told me," she muttered. "Well," Liam waited, "she sighed, "yes, I left my older brother, my mom, my friends, Sophia, Jenna, and Kristen, and I also left my extremely best friend, Jamie, I miss him the most," "HIM?!" We all looked at her incredulously. "Yes," she nodded slowly. "MY TURN," Louis shouted. "Crystal, truth or dare," he asked. She sighed, and replied. "Dare," yet again. Louis smirked. "How close were you and Jamie, and do you like him like him?" Crystal smirked and answered, "Yes Jamie and I were REALLY close, and as for the second question, she finally let out the laugh she had been holding in. "H-he... plays... for... the... other team..." she said between laughs. Louis looked at her sheepishly. "Oh..."
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Teen FictionJo has a very hard job, a job not even most grown men can handle; she is One Direction's bodyguard. Find out what happens in this story. There may be fun, games, pranks, and even... love?