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In front of Yuki's house stood a man in a black leotard, looking either ominous or someone that doesn't quite know why they are there.
"Who summoned him?"
"Summoned who-oh god no. Eh...I'm pretty sure I burned that summon...s-sorry Master."
"I've told you not to call me 'Master' anymore. We are in a relationship after all. I mean it sounds awfully kinky-"
"-that's why I do call you it-"
"-what-"
"-what?"
She narrowed her eyes at him, face noticeably red. "G-God sake." She didn't actually mean to stammer, but due to this situation, she could not help it. Plus, the growing smirk on his face proved to redden her face, and make her mind wander to fairly 18+ grounds.
No surprise tbh.
"Is something the matter, Master?~ You look a tad flustered~"
She seemed to growl, softly. "Bloody horny goat..." (A/N:is it sad that I laughed at that? My own joke? Yes...yes it is 👌)
He started to rub his face into her side, purring like a fecking cat.
"Some one summoned the fecking Leotard Man and all you can think about is being a horny fuck."
"Well, not as much as Mame~" He winked.
"Fine, he's 9.5 and you're an 8 when you are like this."
"What would everyone else be then?"
"Well, Daichi is a 9, Akiro is 10 for definite (me:we all agree so fight meh Kurtis:outside Tesco? Me:yeah of course.), Sayuri is perhaps 8.5, Mame is 9.5 and I'm probably a 8."
"You're quite high-"
"-yeah well, I'm not as innocent as I may seem-"
"-well we did have sex in the sex corner in a library-"
"-never repeat that again. You're innocent, kind of, and we need to-are you rubbing against my leg like a cat? The bloody Leotard Man is outside. Actually-FECK OFF."
He appeared, dancing like a ballerina.
They had nightmares for weeks.
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How NOT To Be a Student!
HumorA fake anime that takes the mick out of anime tropes. No trope is safe. Be warned. This is for humour purposes only, I hope I don't somehow affect someone in some way...and I DON'T own any images, unless I draw them. Beware: Strong language, a lot o...
