Virgil:you choir kids and your *snotty nose sniff* vocals
Roman:you don't do anything but *snotty nose sniff* sing
Logan: what did we do to you?
Virgil and Roman:you know what you did *walks away*
Deceit, a band and choir kid:*rubs hands and laughs* I am the all mighty
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Logan:*taps Virgil on the shoulder*Logan:Hey flute, play louder,no one heard you
Virgil:*Offended flute player sounds*
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Deceit:* frantically waving his hand trying to get the teacher to call on him*Teacher:*calls on someone else*
Deceit:*Sadly* Aw
Virgil:Want a hug?
Deceit:* extends arms for hug*
Virgil:*hugs Deceit*
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Trans kid:I'd die if you two started datingDeceit:Okay... Virgil date me for a second
Virgil:Okay
Deceit:Will you go out with me?
Virgil:Yes
Same trans kid:*Dies*
Deceit:I'm breaking up with you
Virgil:Okay Bye
Trans kid:That was the best .1 second relationship ever
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Roman: * sneezes*Virgil: hail satan
Roman:what?
Virgil: I said God bless you
Roman: oh
Virgil: and hail satan
Roman:what?
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Virgil: *on Roman's back* Take me to lunchRoman: I don't wanna drop you!
Virgil: CARRY ME TO LUNCH
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Patton:Why am I always in the middle!?Logan:That's How our friendship works.
Virgil:You'll always in the middle
Hey there kiddos! I'm your internet mom ready to send you some good old fashioned love. Take care of yourselves ~Mom❤️
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