If they have a Wattpad account I'll link them.
"*sneezes* Why won't Satan just take me now?" -Me
"Woah, Romburpas gettin' shady." -My friend
"SMACK HER THEN SAY THE HAMILFAM ARMY IS GON KILL YA IN YO SLEEP" -_2PintsOfSamAdams_
"I will dress up for no fucking reason le go" - major_aesthetic
"Watch your fucking profanity" -My friend
"Whack me with that ruler again and I will shove it down your throat." -Me
"You do NOT touch my child's lil drawings YOU HEAR ME?!" -major_aesthetic
"Sup my beautiful cinnamon roll please go burn in Hell." -Me
Honestly I could make a book out of these I have so many
