Edible Tractor Tires

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So as part of our physical training our director has us do arm circles. Sounds easy right? No, never easy! 20min arms circles are death! Death I tell you! Well so he compares the size of the arm circles to different fruit: grapes, peaches, cantaloupe, watermelon, big watermelon. Then they get weird because he runs out of fruit that are larger than a really big watermelon. So: prize wining tomatoes, prize wining radishes. Then to get the largest arm circles he thought of an odd one, mind you it's been edible things the whole time, he says tractor tires. We all look at him funny and say "Tractor tires are not edible Mr.A!". He then replied "Ok edible tractor tires". Scrumptious am I right?

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