is it a crime to like men

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by veio666

by veio666

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RespectWomen (1:30pm)
Who chose the chat name and why am I here.

Pigeon (1:32pm)
I did and you're here because Lance is pissing me off.

KoGAYne (1:32pm)
Why is Lance with you and why are you asking Allura for help with it?

Pigeon (1:33pm)
None of your business you gay. Go back to your hole.

Matthematics (1:33pm)
Someone call me?

Pigeon (1:34pm)
Ew no, fuck off. don't you have a Shiro to tend to or something?

SpaceDaddy (1:34pm)
Language.

GordonRamsey (1:35pm)
Uno reverse card

Pigeon (1:36pm)
HUNK!!!!1!!!111!!

RespectWomen (1:36pm)
Do you even need me, Pidge?

Pigeon (1:36pm)
Yeah. Hold on.

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Pigeon and RespectWomen
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Pigeon (1:38pm)
Alright so. Lance is planning a party. At MY dorm. Without MY consent. Tonight.

RespectWomen (1:40pm)
And this is an issue why?

Pigeon (1:41pm)
Because I have exams tomorrow and I can't deal with whatever Hell his guests will raise. Last party I literally had to clean up the entire fucking dorm after there was a coke explosion. They decided, after seeing all the movies and TV shows, to mix coke and mentos.

RespectWomen (1:45pm)
That doesn't sound too fun.

Pigeon (1:46pm)
Which is exactly why I need your help. Can you maybe work your Allura charm and get Lance out of the house so he isn't here?

RespectWomen (1:47pm)
Ugh fine, but you owe me.

Pigeon (1:47pm)
Ofc, thx mom

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Sharpshooter and RespectWomen
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RespectWomen (1:50pm)
Lance.
Lance.
Lance.
Lance.

Sharpshooter (1:52pm)
What the fuck do u want.

RespectWomen (1:53pm)
Don't talk to me that way.
Now, I was wondering if u wanted to come over to my place tonight? y'know, movies, snacks, shit like that?

Sharpshooter (1:54pm)
Yeah sure whatever

RespectWomen (1:55pm)
Wow that was easy? U sure?

Sharpshooter (1:55pm)
yeah fuck it. Pidge doesn't seem to want me around so y not.

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I genuinely don't know where I'm going with this but thanks for reading if you actually are reading this 👌👌